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A need
Last night, I figured out the weapon I want to carry and use on a regular basis.
I want a shotgun that fires sledgehammers.
I want a shotgun that fires sledgehammers.
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OK, this thread got me thinking...
How about building a railgun that's just long enough to be concealed under a trenchcoat. Only make it so that the distance between the rails can be adjusted by hand. The cram in a capaitor that's got enough power to hurl as much crap as you can shove between the rails at a three or four times the speed of sound.
*ponders the goodness of simultaneously hitting a car with a sledgehammer, a crowbar, three pounds of buckshot, and an anvil*
How about building a railgun that's just long enough to be concealed under a trenchcoat. Only make it so that the distance between the rails can be adjusted by hand. The cram in a capaitor that's got enough power to hurl as much crap as you can shove between the rails at a three or four times the speed of sound.
*ponders the goodness of simultaneously hitting a car with a sledgehammer, a crowbar, three pounds of buckshot, and an anvil*
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Maybe not, but it nearly wrecked another keyboad here!Daki wrote: CE is not going to like that. No sir, not one bit.
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It's called the Lazy Gun. If you get a chance read a book called Against a Dark Background, by Iain M Banks. You adjust the sights so that the target just about fills them, pull the trigger and the target is destroyed. How is totally random, though the gun does seem to have a sense of humour. e.g. They tested one on a prisoner saved from execution. The gun caused approximately 150 bullets to appear and hit the prisoner in the heart.
Incidentally, it weighs thre times as much upside down as it does right side up, and has rather more mass than weight.
I think I might have one in a safety deposit box somewhere.....
Incidentally, it weighs thre times as much upside down as it does right side up, and has rather more mass than weight.
I think I might have one in a safety deposit box somewhere.....
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Aah.. an Infinte Probability drive! I want one of those in my car. Depending on whether or not I put the clutch in properly, everything within 1 metre is randomised. Boom! Then you can calibrate the Drive to randomly materialise supersonic frozen chickens in the offending driver's windshield.Lord Death Hand wrote:I think I'd want a real Randomizer. Car cuts you off and you shoot it turning it into a dinosaur with a bad case of acid reflux and the driver is in its stomach. Either that or tooth paste.
Besides, frozen chickens are much cooler than sledgehammers... they explode in chunky goodness inside the vehicle!
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don't ANYONE mention....Krikkit.
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don't ANYONE mention....Krikkit.
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*The resulting Kwyndig paste rapidly reforms.*
Damnation! That hurt like Heaven! Give me that thing!
*Kwyndig pushes The Black Button and is promptly crushed between 'Ewok Logs' again.*
Okay, I think I've figured it out...
Damnation! That hurt like Heaven! Give me that thing!
*Kwyndig pushes The Black Button and is promptly crushed between 'Ewok Logs' again.*
Okay, I think I've figured it out...
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Baron looks over to see the Heart of Gold, and waves a Cricket bat at them, offering to play a match
"Tis a lovely day for a game of Cricket, isn't it mate?"
Just then, a sound, not unlike a surprised wallabie getting stepped on, occurred, and white robots carrying cricket bats appeared out of nowhere. Dropping small, round, cricket-ball shaped things, they struck them with their bats, sending them at him. Grinning, Baron served the first one back, but was stunned when the ball instead exploded on the end of his bat.
Drek!
"Tis a lovely day for a game of Cricket, isn't it mate?"
Just then, a sound, not unlike a surprised wallabie getting stepped on, occurred, and white robots carrying cricket bats appeared out of nowhere. Dropping small, round, cricket-ball shaped things, they struck them with their bats, sending them at him. Grinning, Baron served the first one back, but was stunned when the ball instead exploded on the end of his bat.
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***Looks at the wants and needs of the various Bulldrekkers***
Riiiight...
***TGC grabs his trusty Mime Launcher V2, grabs one of the nearby mime, and proceeds to lob said mime into the rear winshield of a '79 Pinto, causing the mime, driver, and car to explode mightily***
There we go...violence, carnage, AND ridding the world of one more gas hog!
Riiiight...
***TGC grabs his trusty Mime Launcher V2, grabs one of the nearby mime, and proceeds to lob said mime into the rear winshield of a '79 Pinto, causing the mime, driver, and car to explode mightily***
There we go...violence, carnage, AND ridding the world of one more gas hog!
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The Grand Crusader wrote:Yeah, I know. And I don't have my Mime Launcher, either...though Fallout 3 did come close with it's Rock-It Launcher that fires basically whatever you stick in the breach...
Oh Flinking Hell! I need to go re rig my Neutral tinkerer character with Heavy Weapons and make them shoot nothing but hammers out of the damned thing!
And maybe plungers.
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