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...is something I hope we can avoid here in the new forums.
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After all, it's undignified.
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And the added background noise only detracts from the seriousness of these forums.
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What? This?

Ooooooh... I see your confusion. You think I'm just building my post count here. Well, nothing could be further from the truth.
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Actually, I'm just testing to see if there's any kind of flood control (intentional or not).
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And there's not.
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Crap. And at 44, I'm still a Tasty Human.
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I suspect that other titles have not been implemented yet.
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So I'll stop.
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Now.
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Because it's really just getting silly.
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OK--this one more will push it to 50. I might as well end on a nice round number, right?

And then I'm done.
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Crap.
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3278 gives Bethyaga a healthy SMITE!tm.

Read the Commandments, bitch!

Hey. There aren't any. Uh-oh.
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This is fucking cool.


Hey...was that the first SMITEtm of the new board?

KERBLAMMOOOOOOOOOOOO

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:lol You rock, Bethy!
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*Liniah sings the 'Bethy is a Monkey' song*
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Blargh!

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*Adds the word 'ass' before the word 'monky' in Lin's song.*
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*Adds the word 'ass' after the word 'monky' in Lin's song.*
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Hums along with the "Bethy is a assMonkeyass" song.
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Bethy is a...
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ass-monkey.
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...ass.
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So why, you ask yourself...
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why...
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why is Bethy doing this again?
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I mean, didn't we get the joke the first time?
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Okay... so you can post 20 inane posts in a row...
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We get it!
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So what's the point already?
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I sense your anticipation.
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I feel your pain.
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But trust me...
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There really is a point to all this.
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I asked a very specific question of Control...
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...over in the Embassy. Because of course...
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That would be the right place to ask.
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I asked them:
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How many posts to a page? Because of course...
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I know 3278 prefers to have as many as possible, and...
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I have reason to suspect that even though they no longer date...
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they still have similar tastes.
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Oops! Project over.

I hit page 2.
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While I would like nothing more
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than to have a very large number of posts per page
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I'm afraid that in this case,
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all of you people won out over my desires.
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I can't imagine why, really.
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Given that I'm cooler than most of you.
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Is this why the 26th Commandment exists?
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