FREAKBALLS

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:37 pm

Well, anyway, that wore off real quick. Have fun. Oh, and this is not real life people, do not get too angry. Otherwise I would be immortal with all my death I have survived enabling me to continue typing.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:41 pm

Die muthafucka Willybitch Die Die!

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:42 pm

Blah Blah... Getting old... How about something that does not involve death?

Nexusvoid · Post by **Nexusvoid** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:42 pm

Your... mom?

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:46 pm

No she is dead too. Anyway, what do you guys do in your spare time away from the computer?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:18 pm

Eat small children.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:21 pm

Oh, so nothing exciting for Gunny. What about Tennis? And NO TENNIS WITH LITTLE KIDS HEADS! BAD!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:24 pm

New rule!

Carriers of FreakBall shall be hit upon with a gigantic mallet!

*Tosses the FreakBall at Neshek.*

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:38 pm

*Puts super ultimate glue on the freakball and shoves up FlameBlade's ass*

Enjoy

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:47 pm

WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I LIKE SWORDS! AND I HAPPEN TO LIKE MALLETS TOO!

*hits himself with a big mallet like he has no brains.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:49 pm

Does this mean you'll not be coming to Bulldrek?

Oh be still my heart! One less flaming dickweed to take up my thread reading time.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:03 pm

Tension much?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:23 pm

NEW RULES! NESHEK IS NOT TO LEAVE THIS THREAD!

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:28 pm

Luckily all rules have exceptions by universal law. I can not leave this thread unless I am awake. For the dumb rule with way too many loopholes to count I will be mercieful and merely shit in your mouth once.. instead of using you as a shit cleaner in a pig field.

Icepick · Post by **Icepick** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:40 am

The contract specialically said you shall not ever leave this thread at any time.

Of course, instead of normal legal mumbo jumbo at the end of the act, I cought this in your contract, and instead of a smudge, the word ever was just shrunken to a very small print. Get a magnifiying glass.

(Yes that actually is the word ever at size 2.)

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:32 am

Neshek shall not post further in this thread. This be the new rules.
Points and laughs at Neshek.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:11 pm

Luckily I do not care enough about the rule anyway.

NEW RULE!
I DO NOT CARE.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:55 pm

*takes a fish and whacks neshek with it*

[glow]whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack [/glow]

Icepick · Post by **Icepick** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:28 pm

*Chases Neshek down with the dreaded LEGION OF LAWYERS (Insert lightning strike and sinister music)*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:50 am

I loves my Bulldrekkers. I loves them good.

Cazmonster shoves neshek into a lathe for fun and giggles.

Ah, good times.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:24 am

Grabs Icepick by the ankles and stabs neshek with him.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:32 pm

late hit, Moto. Neshek is rotting in the corner, and certainly doesn't need any more whupping.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:56 am

Go on, Flame. I dare you to yellow card him.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:17 pm

Since when has someone being dead exempted them from more violence?

Wolfen pours a couple of gallons of petrol over Nesh and throws a lit match onto him as he turns and walks away

Sheesh, at least clear him up...