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A present for Caz...

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I just thought you should know that you're a...
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COMPLETE
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DIRTY
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WHORE!
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Yep! Completely burned out! Thanks to everyone for turning a wonderful piece of comedy into a mental scar.
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Post by Daki »

But Caz... chicks dig scars.

*Unsheaths a dikoted katana and slices open Caz's skull to expose the brain*

See! Look at that cool scar on that nice.... ripe... juicy... brain... sooooo tasty....
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*runs in with a spoon*

Braiiiiiiins!!!
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Nu Huh Uh!

Cazmonster flips his cranium shut and chomps on Gunny's head to extract the lovely gray matter.
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Post by Szechuan »

Cazmonster wrote:Nu Huh Uh!

Cazmonster flips his cranium shut and chomps on Gunny's head to extract the lovely gray matter.
*Szechuan gets all Sci-Fi on everyone and miniaturizes himself to explore the nooks and crannies of Caz's grey matter.*
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*unscrews one of Caz's larger datajacks and pours some rolling rock into the skull*
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Oh..oh god. That ain't gonna be pretty.
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Post by Patience »

I say we get drunk while we watch the incredibly unpretty results.

From a long, long distance away.
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*Funnels in some everclear and a box of penguin mints and screws the datajack back on*
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Post by Bishop »

Jesus, his control system's must be going haywire. That or enjoying the living hell out of it. Can you get nanites drunk?
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Post by neshek »

ALL hail the awesomeness that is WillyG! His greatness shall spread!! :p
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Post by WillyGilligan »

*runs through the thread distributing apology notes to all and sundry...*
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Well, either way, we forgot to add the coke and pop rocks.
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My poor brain.

I do wonder what everclear and PCP would taste like. Thank god I am too old for that nonsense now.
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Considering it took you 4 years to wake up from that little bender I'd advise against it.
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*grabs a spoon and goes Temple of Doom on Caz's brain*
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