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Was browsing Elfwood today and came across this:

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/r/h/ ... d.gif.html

Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing. :D
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Why is it I see that and immediately think of OL?
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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Now that is just out and out hilarious. I love an artist with a sense of humour. :lol

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Rule #2 - Never deal with a dragon.
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Rule #2b. I take it back.
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You could almost add a thought balloon, "I wonder how far his head will fly?"
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Reminds me of a comic I saw years ago. A man climed to the top of a mountain and demanded to speak with the great god "insert name here". Then a giant female hand decended from the clouds and flicked off the mountain top as a might voice bellowed "That's Goddess, twerp!"
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And here's another one :D :

http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/c/h/ ... 3.jpg.html

I know I showed this to some of the folks on irc, but it's too good not to share.
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Reika, you're trying to kill me, aren't you?
I fell out of my chair from that one...
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*Giggles evilly at Overlord*

And while I'm on the dragon kick, here's a cute little story. :D

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:lol Oh god and I thought my dragon story was silly.
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And taking a break from the dragon stuff...

I present to you Junior! :D
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For all of you cat lovers out there. And even if you don't love cats, I think you'll still find this amusing.

Snacktime!
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:lol

Can't wait till I hear Daki's reactions on that one :)
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Oh, I'm sure he'll appreciate it. :)
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Szechuan wrote:Dragon: "Boo."
*PLINK*
I'm thinking more along the lines of "Tag, you're it." *Plink*
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Ursula Vernon is one of my all time favorite artists anywhere and one of the reasons why I continue to slog through the hell known as Elfwood.

And this is one of the reasons why. :D
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But what happens if that happens to be the ROdent with Big, Nasty Pointy Teeth?

*does the 'teeth' scene from "MP:HG"*
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That's the exact thought that crossed my mind, Baron. :D
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:lol Snacktime is great! now if only it was a two faced cat smoking a cigarette...
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Gunny wrote::lol Snacktime is great! now if only it was a two faced cat smoking a cigarette...
Glad you liked it. And you never know what I might dreg up in the wonderful pit that is known as Elfwood. :D
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I usually surf around Elfwood, but sometimes it's hard to avoid the kiddy scribble that seems to be everywhere.
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fah! Britney can kick her ass two ways from Sunday.
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Daki - I take your two-faced monstrosity and raise you a Cat of Rome

Gunny - That is one very pissed off looking cat.

And keeping in tune with the thread, I give everyone Tribal Ferrets!
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Post by Cash »

There's ADD II and III in Reika's first post....

Absolutely hilarious.
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And here's another one for the cat lovers/slaves out there. ;)

Cash, what did you mean by ADD II and III? And I'm glad another person found them amusing. :D
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And, here's a new one to add to the oddball collection I've posted thus far.

Herby!
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And here's yet another dragon pic. For some reason I thought it was amusing in a warped sort of way. Think we should make this Bulldrek's new mascot?
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I like it... But do we need more of a mascot than the gaggle of freaks we have, starting with the Antimuppet, DakiHULK and the UNAMUNGAs?
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Visual mascots are always good. :D
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Reika wrote:Cash, what did you mean by ADD II and III?
I'm guessing he meant that ADD is followed up by ADD2 and then ADD3. But that's just a guess... ;)
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Anguirel wrote: I'm guessing he meant that ADD is followed up by ADD2 and then ADD3. But that's just a guess... ;)
Oops. :)

Oh well, guess my brain wasn't working well that day.
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ALL hail the awesomeness that is WillyG! His greatness shall spread!! :p
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And here's something for the Pokemon fans. ;)
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I posted this to the irc channel a little while ago, but figured I'd share it with the board as well. :D
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Reika, I see your Cat of Rome, and raise you a <a href="http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/m/a/ ... .html>pink bunny</a>
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