The final push

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:16 pm

possibly even Yard Bird.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:17 pm

But it doesn't have E in it...

Maybe..it's Yard BERD!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:18 pm

okay, but if bacon tastes like Yard BERD, then why eat it since so many other things also taste like Yard BERD?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:21 pm

It's the law. Everything shall taste like YARD BERD!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:22 pm

then why does metal taste like wet pennies?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:23 pm

Ok...lemme revise.

EVERYTHING EDIBLE SHALL TASTE LIKE YARD BERD!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:24 pm

Bacon tastes like Death. And Death tastes like Murder. And murder is pretty fucking tasty!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:25 pm

So...bacon tastes like Lord Death Hand?
EW!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:31 pm

No, LDH just /happens/ to taste like murder. If you can't keep up with the rest of the class Flame, I will have to schedule you for a private tutoring session in the Cazpit.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:33 pm

I prefer YARD BERD!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:37 pm

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:37 pm

Laughing at my shit, are you?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:40 pm

laughing, not eating.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:41 pm

Yeah, so you're laughing at me, eh? You're laughing at me, eh? I'm special, am I? Yeah...that's right, you heard me. I have all reasons to believe that you believe that I am special. Oh wait...I'm special. YAY!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:02 pm

You are special Flame, just like the rest of us.

Of course, you're the only person here who could give us the volume of an irregular solid without resorting to scratch paper.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:03 pm

math makes my brain cry

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:03 pm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:05 pm

DIfferential Calculus I can understand. Integral Calculus, I understand the theory, but cannot solve IC equations.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:11 pm

I can see what you mean there, Cazmonster.

It's always tough to see how we can begin to solve IC, but...Differential...that's mucho easier

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:12 pm

Really, its when somebody tells me to find the volume of a torus that my brain starts to smoke and I begin to pass out.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:14 pm

Oh yeah...that.

I hate that. Always makes me think

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:15 pm

You're such a horrid liar. I know you just keep that equation in your head for giggles and winning bar bets.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:17 pm

Ok...I don't really remember how to do it, but I can remember how to BEGIN doing it.

It depends where it is set. Integrate the area...of a cross-section, then multiply it by...2PI times radius, which denotes circumference...that's all I can think of at the moment...But...to be honest, I am not 100% sure.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:28 pm

:plode

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:31 pm

Hmmm...

Now...that's another method of being truly evil...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:28 am

Well, a torus with a circular cross section wouldn't be that hard. All you'd have to figure out is.... BLORT!

Cazmonster's math coprocessor, the one he rigged out for playing strip poker, fries and bleeds out his left-3 datajack.

Damnit!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 10:57 am

I logged in this morning, read this thread's subject line, and you guys know what came to mind?

Cazmonster giving birth to a child.

the mental image is.. just..
:plode

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:39 am

Whooo! I blew out Cazmonster's processors!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:23 pm

Mine as well.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:35 pm

Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:35 pm

I would zap the crap out of myself with a boy/girl gun before that crap got started.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:29 pm

I hope so. The image involved delivering the baby out your ass.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:31 pm

AAHHH!!!!

out damn image!!

out out OUT!!!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:35 pm

Which? The idea of Caz giving birth to an disproportionately large baby through his anus?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:38 pm

Here, the smily wave shall assist.

There, now you should feel a little better.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:39 pm

much better. thanks.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:40 pm

Guys, those are just strange. Stop, please.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:48 pm

Way...too...strange.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:49 pm

Why is the blower turning red, anyway?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:57 pm

Lack of oxygen? Wait...that's blue.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:57 pm

Maybe it's running out of breath?

EDIT: FB beat me to it.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:58 pm

I like the pube in the teeth. heh.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:58 pm

maybe it's a vampire... There's lots of good blood vessels in the crotch.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:07 pm

especially for 6 days out of the month.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 7:47 pm

Erm, I'm not touching that one, I'll just get hurt... again.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:22 am

I definitely am not touching that either.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:57 pm

You guys know it just occurred to me that Caz and I have a huge margin on the closest competitor.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:08 pm

and somehow, I'm starting to gain...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 4:42 pm

Soon I shall reach the dreaded p8k and will probably be their for monthes as I am at home and posting is a slower thing here what with chores and such.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 4:56 pm

FlameBlade wrote:and somehow, I'm starting to gain...

Because you're ridiculous and I have work to do.