The final push

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 7:46 pm

has anyone seen the Boobs thread? I found its water bowl and food bowl still full. I think it ran away...

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 8:49 pm

I'll go find it. Keep the home fires burning.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 9:30 pm

yep. I'm always insane like that.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:40 pm

*Tries to wrap FB up in a straight jacket but has a hard time doing so because of the whole "FB's a sword" thing*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:44 pm

*Chuckles and decides to go find some Baileys*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:06 pm

and Kahula!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:37 pm

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:41 pm

[fliph]

[/fliph]

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 7:01 pm

*pokes the eyeballs*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 7:58 pm

Caz: Danger room?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 7:59 pm

Am I in trouble already?

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:00 pm

Wrong thread.

No, you're not in trouble.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:00 pm

Phew.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:02 pm

Yet. :evil

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:11 pm

Damn!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 4:36 am

*LDH is still fumbling about trying to get FB in a straight jacket*

That's it, somebody else can do this!

*Stomps off to smash one car into another car with his mind powers which he doesn't have*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:24 pm

Alright, I've had enough of this silliness.

*Szechuan decides to invade some lesser universe and bend its subjects to his indomitable will.*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:26 am

<zombie>I shall follow Szechuan...I shall obey Szechuan...</zombie>

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:17 pm

*Shoots the zombie with a shotgun and then hacks it up with a chainsaw, just to be sure*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:30 pm

*FlameBlade gets hit by a shotgun, chipping off the sentient flaming sword bit off. Then chainsaw...that was certainly unforgivable.*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:48 pm

*LDH jumps up and down on the zombie, smashing it's remains into the earth*

Bad zombie! Bad!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:42 pm

Always smack-talk the zombies. It really makes the game go that much better.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:28 pm

Post Count= Post Count +1

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:45 pm

*LDH turns SP into a post count zombie*

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:00 pm

AAHH!!! I hate zombies!!! *grabs a baseball bat and bash, bash, bash, bashes SP. while zombie SP is staggered, she grabs a pick-axe and drives it into the zombie's head right between the eyes*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:22 pm

*LDH sits in a dark office iluminated by the light of a TV monitor. On the monitor is Gunny beating the ever undying crap out of SP*

[Mr.Burns] Excellent...[/Mr.Burns]

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:45 pm

*Szechuan stabs SP in the eye with a silver fork*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 6:44 pm

*LDH begins to cackle uncontrolably*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 6:20 am

Zombie Paul starts to chant about posts, but quickly shut ups after being stabbed in his eye.

"I say that was dirty pool old girl. Just because I'm a Zombie doesn't mean I don't have feelings."

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:32 pm

Meh. You don't count. Now make with the dying!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:41 pm

*Would like to point out that being a zombie SP is already dead but is too busy laughing his fool head off*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:35 pm

No no no. Final death! Send the zombie to Hell!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:35 pm

*LDH catches his breath after reattaching his head*

Ah, I see. Well then if we borrowed Pyskoguy's cannon that shoots undead into the sun we could stuff SP in there. That should work.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:02 pm

zombie, extra crispy? ew.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 3:56 am

DELCIOUS!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:38 am

I'd rather have escargot, personally, but to each his own. Shall we go find some tasty vittles?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:25 pm

For some reason I want to break into the Wizard of Oz song.

"We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz! Because, because, because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does!"

*LDH goes off somewhere to hang himself*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:12 pm

So yeah, 7 to go. what should I do to commemorate the occasion?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:58 am

Ahh, the days before p10k. Heady heady stuff. I have to go find other weird, random goodness and bring it back up here.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:07 am

Good God...my resurrecting the top threads has created a monster!

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:29 pm

Wolfen steps silently out of a dark shadow behind Cash, his hands [blur]blur[/blur] for a second as he inflicts an awesome stealth wedgie on the little man. He turns to leave and pauses for a second, looking thoughtful

I have absolutely no idea why I did that...

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:19 pm

What did you wedgie me with since I'm currently commando and pantless?

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:57 pm

Wolfen stops and inspects the claws on his right hand

Hmmm. Seems to be.... skin?

Which makes your continued upright stance quite remarkable.