The final push

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:44 pm

Ah, now that I'm down to 201 posts to go, I am wondering, what life will be like after I've reached p10k.

Cazmonster slots an Eric Idle persona chip, breaks out his natty white suit, and sings along to "Always look on the bright side of Life."

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:46 pm

I don't think there is anything beyond the status of No Life Loser.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:56 pm

You could be right. Either way, I think I'm more than just a little bit nervous. Granted, I can't let Szechuan get there first, as that would be lame of me.

Cazmonster gets ready for the last big title change and hits the submit button.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:48 pm

Heh, the last big title change of your life. Is that like dying?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:01 pm

Eh, I think of it more as gaining phenomenal cosmic power and then being able to take Bulldrek completely over and reformat it as I see fit.

And heck, given my historical post velocity, I'll get there by next Friday, latest.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:03 pm

Actually, after all this time I'm surprised I'm still in the top ten posters.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:24 pm

I hate you with the fury of a million exploding stars, Cazmonster. I'll catch you yet!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:26 pm

*Using the power of the Hanbo of Greater Smashing, Daki smashes Szechuan's knees into a fine white powder*

THAT'S for stealing my water. Now you have lost the ability to make a run for p10K before Caz.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:48 pm

Gotta respect a man that holds a grudge through different threads. I think I may have to stop posting sometime today. Mostly because I have to get ready to move and I game tonight.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:30 pm

It's not holding a grudge, it's having a long memory of things and the desire to exact retribution unexpectedly.

...

Okay so it's holding a grudge.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:45 pm

You guys are moving, Caz?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:57 pm

Yeah, but just across town to a bigger, nicer apartment, one where we can finally get a dog.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:24 pm

What kind of dog are you thinking of getting Caz?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:38 pm

something that can eat small children, yet fit easily into most overhead compartments.

like Cash, but not as hairy.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:50 pm

Gunny's close. We will most likely adopt a pound/shelter dog, one who's a little older and slower and still able to eat small children.

So, yeah, alot like Cash, only higher maintenance.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:35 pm

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:47 pm

AAHHH!!!!

*runs away*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:59 pm

*Rips the leg off a desk*

Here boy... here demonic-dog... gonna fetch the stick? Gonna fetch it? GO FETCH!

*Flings the stick into the CAZPIT*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:09 pm

Ew. Daki, don't ever do that again. My doctor says I have a surplus of vitamin 'V' in my system already.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:25 pm

Fdamn! That is not the dog we plan to adopt! We want nice, not totally friggin' evil!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:36 pm

but not too nice that it won't eat small children caught in the well hidden man-traps placed around the new domicile.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:51 pm

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:03 pm

Good puppy, give Caz the grift and we can have beggin' strips.

BACON! ONLY ONE THING SMELLS LIKE BACON AND THAT'S BACON!!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 4:58 pm

Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

IT'S BACON!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:02 pm

bacon bacon bacon! where's the bacon? what's that on the bag!?? I CAN'T READ!!!!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:03 pm

Yummy chewy smoky oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy...

IT'S BACON!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:05 pm

no! it's Beggin' Strips! dogs don't know it's not bacon.

IT'S BACON!!!

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:08 pm

What's that say?
...
I CAN'T READ!

EDIT: Gah, beaten to the punch. How humiliating.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:11 pm

Here, have some beggin' strips.

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:17 pm

BACON!

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:18 pm

mmm. Bacon.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:18 pm

Those commercials will never stop being funny. I also love the dog being psycho analyzed.

What do you see in this picture.

BACON!

And this one...

BACON!

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:20 pm

Years from now the dog is gonna be in an asylum.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:23 pm

What about turkey bacon?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:23 pm

Or in reconstructive surgery after years of bacon-caused explosive diarrhea. Smoked foods are bad for dogs.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:25 pm

Moto 42 wrote:Years from now the dog is gonna be in an asylum.

Only after chewing the face off of a kid thinking it was bacon.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:26 pm

*Dog runns around an elementary school*

IT'S BACON!!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:30 pm

*Points to Cazmonster*

That's bacon!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:35 pm

Cazmonster hacks Control, refeeds a script he's been hording for two months and executes it. All of a sudden, the clouds roll in and it rains cooked bacon from the sky.

Oh Yeah, that worked out even better than I could have imagined! It's raining BACON!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 5:48 pm

Poor dog, pimping itself on the streets to support its bacon addiction.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 3:13 pm

Dude, if I had the room, I'd friggin' make bacon all the time. That way I'd be in near perfect happiness all year long.

Cazmonster ponders a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and drools copiously.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 2:43 am

*petitions Control to reset Cazmonster's post count to zero for hell of it.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:35 pm

You're just jealous. And anyway, I'd still beat tons of people to p10k anyway.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 5:39 pm

it's been so long since I've eaten bacon that I don't remember what it tastes like.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:20 pm

I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:23 pm

I know there's an E in there somewhere, probably right after the D.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 6:28 pm

hmm. since there's an E in there that means it doesn't taste like dick....

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:13 pm

Like Chicken?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:15 pm

it's possible but chicken doesn't have a D in it.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:15 pm

Chickened out?