In the beginning there was a word and that word was...

Bethyaga · Post by **Bethyaga** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:25 am

God. It could have been pants, but I don't have a sense of humor.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:37 pm

I think it was mojo.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:08 am

actually, it's mojo-jojo.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm

Go Monkey Go!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:11 pm

Chortling madly, Cazmonster releases dozens of flying monkeys into the thread. The monkeys are rabid, suffering from explosive diarehha and quite angry about having no fezzes.

Run Fools Run! The flying monkey poo blizzard is only a few posts away! Aim for their eyes my monkeys!!!

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:13 pm

ZzzaP!!

*Zaps herself with a super shrink ray and climbs into Caz's pocket*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:16 pm

Pocketses?

Cazmonster looks down at the bedraggled pair of oversized banger shorts that are about 45% fray and 25% duct tape.

Pants?

I HAVE PANTS!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:17 pm

Ah, but it's not just pants! It's NOT JUST PANTS!

It is the POWER PANTS!

just .01% plutonium merged with the fabrics...

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:17 pm

*does a dance in Caz's pants*

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:34 am

Wow.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:55 am

Chickenbutt.

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:11 am

it has to be spermies.

o~

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:09 am

Liniah wrote:*does a dance in Caz's pants*

Caz, hittin' it up with the laydeeze.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:58 pm

My pants compel a dance. A romance dance.

But my pants are big!

Its a BIG PANTS DANCE!

Jump around like you're in a trance
Keep thinkin' bout the south of France
and thats how you're doin the big pants dance!

Cazmonster jams out to Big Pants Dance, Gothic Death Swing Style

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:16 pm

Pants, Pants, Pants
Badger!
Pants, Pants, Pants
Badger!
Pants, Pants, Pants
Badger!
Pants, Pants, Pants
Mushroom!

repeat ad-nauseous.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:49 am

Cazmonster wrote:My pants compel a dance. A romance dance.

But my pants are big!

Its a BIG PANTS DANCE!

Jump around like you're in a trance
Keep thinkin' bout the south of France
and thats how you're doin the big pants dance!

Cazmonster jams out to Big Pants Dance, Gothic Death Swing Style

All you skirts don't feel left out,
That's not what this song is all about.
Grab his pants and jump inside
Have him take you for a ride!

In a fun coincidence, as I was reading this thread, that song came up on the MP3 player.

In the beginning there was a word and that word was...

In the beginning there was a word and that word was...

Fly My Monkeys!