Blatantly sexual thread

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:17 pm

I can't believe you fell for that!

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:24 pm

Goddamn it..tricked again..

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:37 pm

fuckers...

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:56 pm

God damn mother fucking octoroon bastard.

Fuck sexualy, I want to be blantently foul.

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:20 pm

Oh baby, you are soooooooo foul!

*Pinches nose*

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:25 pm

Aw yeah, you know it.

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:31 pm

Actually, I can smell you all the way over here in Austria! The Czechs are even wanting to move here to get further away from the stink, and that says a lot since they live in the Czech Republic.

*waits for Toryu*

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:35 pm

Oh...pfft, I just got out of the shower. You know. Had to get all clean before getting down and dirty so to speak.

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:39 pm

You just got out of the shower and you still smell like that!?

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:45 pm

*sings*
Why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or wear a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls as Englebert Humperdinck
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 10:24 pm

Pisses herself laughing. Good one, Lektro. :oD

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 10:54 pm

Why is this thread not blatantly sexual??

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:44 pm

I'd love to be blatantly sexual... but I don't know ya'll.... and in some cases... yer too wierd to hit on.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:50 pm

No, I'd like some good blatant sexuality in this thread. PRONTO!

*stands back, crosses her arms, and waits...*

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:51 pm

Okay... you asked for it.

*Starts moving his hands towards places they shouldn't go.*

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:52 pm

AHHH!

*beats the hell out of Gizmo in a..blatantly sexual way(hammer to crotch action)*

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:54 pm

OHHHHHH YESSSSSS!!!!

Thank you, mistress... may I have another? Or perhaps you might hit another and let me watch?

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:55 pm

AHH! YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

*watches Gizmo's words form in front of her, and slices out "mistress"*

You're going to weep for that.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:56 pm

I shall weep.... in ecstasy.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:57 pm

Grrr...You're getting me angry, Gizmo...

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:01 am

*Pushes the envelope just a little farther* Show me your anger!!! PLEASE!!!

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:01 am

*turns icy cold*

I don't like you anymore.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:02 am

*Slumps as all wind is taken from his sails*

Ouch. That hurts.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:06 am

Now, I hope from now on, you'll act like a gentleman, and not some silly hooligan.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:10 am

Uhhhh...... ummmmm...... then I wouldn't be allowed to play in Bulldrek.

But I'll tell you what... you shall be on my "Don't touch unless invited" list.

Toryu · Post by **Toryu** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:26 am

Silly...very silly indeed...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:32 am

silly, indeed. It's a lovely day, indeed.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:11 am

I like boobs. It seemed to fit.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:12 am

*Licks Flame* INCEST!

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:09 am

Eek..Incest is bad, right?

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:13 am

Incest produces mutants, which can be found at Rite-Aid. I've seen them. They are fun to watch and to ridicule.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:14 am

You still haven't answered my question. Incest=good or bad?

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:19 am

I couldn't care less if other people do it, but I wouldn't.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:38 am

Good. I'll make sure not to try it next time I get the chance.

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:47 am

"next time"?

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:52 am

Now see, you're looking at this wrong. It's not incest itself that's bad. It's the kids it produces if they aren't careful.

I mean look at Georiga

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:19 am

Ohhh if only I wasn't an only-child....

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:20 am

you damn deviant english.......

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:22 am

*evil evil laugh*

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:15 pm

The Eclipse wrote: you damn deviant english.......

Yes? You called?

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:26 pm

Incest is bad because of those Victorian mores that still hang around.

Look at the European's king and queens. Incest is okay for them. Egyptian Parhoahs believed in incest and they lasted for thousands of years.

What is wrong with sleeping with mom if she is a hottie? And big brother is big for a reson right?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:58 pm

*Opens the thread* Argh! I want my money back!

argon · Post by **argon** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:04 pm

DAMN YOU!!!!

NiceAaron · Post by **NiceAaron** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:42 pm

Now, the real question is, is it still incest if he or she is dead?

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:52 pm

Necrophillia overcomes all other fetishes.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:15 pm

but however, monogamy overcomes necrophilia

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:16 pm

Monogamy is not possible were necrophillia is present.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:18 pm

You see, you can marry again, then kill that spouse if you don't like that guy...and commit necrophilia. Tadah

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:20 pm

Well of course the corpse is loyal. Who else is it going to sleep with?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:26 pm

my point exactly.