Blatantly sexual thread

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:35 pm

So If I have a 3some with 2 other corpses, Is there monogamy?

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:36 pm

SEX!!!

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:56 pm

Darkmage you are disgusting and perverted. Do not not bring that nasty talk into this thread.

Lektrogirl · Post by **Lektrogirl** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:06 pm

AND never forget what happens to a pussy when you masturbate.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:20 pm

that would explain what happened to my first cat.

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:11 pm

Rock103 is the Single Greatest Radio Station In The World.

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:42 pm

Can I assume rock 103 is out of Memphis?

Do they play only Sun records?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:24 am

rocky?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:28 am

wow. don't know about the rest of you, but all this blatant stuff really warps my fragile little mind.

PMWrestler · Post by **PMWrestler** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:43 am

Mine too. Shame on you Bulldrek.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:21 am

STEAMY SEX!

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:45 am

Porn?

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:19 pm

Gay hentai porn?

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:36 pm

No yaoi for you!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:07 pm

Make him watch the Overfiend saga. Bombard him with monster tentacles!

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:09 pm

No! Make him watch all the English releases! You know, the ones that a re mysteriously 20 minutes shorter than the originals...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:58 pm

Wolfen's right! Make him watch cut, badly dubbed, distorted version of Spanish releases!

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:14 am

Can I have some blatantly sexual innuendos here at my fingertips, right now, please?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:29 am

Ya got any Scottish in ye? No, well... do ya want some?

Look at the size of me caber!

Cazmonster desperately wishes he could remember the song about the sleeping scotsmen and the events that happen beneath his kilt.

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:33 am

he didn't figure out what happened to it but he saw it won first prize

sign...he drunk more than his worth, sleept beside a tree, two lasses came about, took a peak and put a ribbon on it... or thats as good as I recall

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:51 am

Hell if I remember.

blatant... hmm... damn. for once, my mind is devoid of sexual, pornographic, disturbing thoughts of any kind... wow. where'd I put that gun... my life is over...

Paladin

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:59 am

*takes Larry Flint and shoves him inside Paladin's head*

That one was on the house!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:01 am

Henry_of_Doom wrote:he didn't figure out what happened to it but he saw it won first prize

sign...he drunk more than his worth, sleept beside a tree, two lasses came about, took a peak and put a ribbon on it... or thats as good as I recall

I don't know where y've been m'lad but I seen you've won first prize.

By Vishnu's holy gazongas, I want that song on MP3.

GeekTheMage · Post by **GeekTheMage** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:17 am

NEEDS MORE BLATANT SEXUALITY

*removes clothes, gyrates*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:18 am

The cyberfreak adds a 70's porn baseline and starts taping for the Retro Simstim crowd.

Bowm chicka bowm bowm!

GeekTheMage · Post by **GeekTheMage** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:27 am

*thrust* *thrust*

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:55 am

BALLS!

GeekTheMage · Post by **GeekTheMage** » Sun May 26, 2002 1:27 am

I know what you like
I know what you need
You want to hear me suffer
You own my seed
I kiss the leather of your high heeled shoes
I lick the spaces that you choose
I can see you reaching out for me
I crawl on command it's my destiny
When it's over I'm back in my cave
Cause you're my master and I'm your slave

Dance the dance of lovers
I don't need no other
To ride the waves of pleasure and pain
Come on boy obey me
Lick my boots to please me
Maybe I will loosen your chains

I can break your will
I can make you kneel
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine

You need to be punished
And it will never finish
You are just a dog on a leash
Lick me baby lick me
Let me make you happy
But only if you're begging me 'please'

I can break your will
I can make you kneel
I can force you to crawl and to lick my heels
Cause the power is mine
Power is mine

I know what you want
I know what you need
I can tell you by your sigh
The way that you breathe
Passionate love
Lust and bone
I can feel the blood
Pumping in your veins
I feel your nails
Going in my chest
No time to relax
No time to rest
I want to be punished
I have to obey
Cause you're my master
And I'm your slave

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 6:00 pm

*Humps the next poster's leg*

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 7:55 pm

we have to stop meeting like this. *hands Szech a tissue*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 10:51 pm

*Wanders back into the thread....wanders back out*

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 10:53 pm

*helps LDH out with a flaming boot up his ass*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:17 pm

*Comes back into the thread, flaming boot removed. An angry look envvelopes his face* Enough. *LDH hands the boot back and leaves*

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:31 pm

Baron clears his throat, and his standard slowly morphs into the Rampant Lion and his omegas become white saltires...and the kilt still duct-taped to his armour from the Golf Tournament....
[glow]
Someone asked for a song?

OOOOH......

A Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He stumbled on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then staggered off into the grass to sleep, beside the street

A ring-di-diddle-e-di do, a-ring-di-diddle-i-day
He staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

A pair of young and lovely girls just happened to come by
And one said to the other, with a twinkle in her eye:
"You see yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built..
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt?"

A ring-di-diddle-e-di do, a-ring-di-diddle-i-day
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt?"

They crept upon the sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be,
And lifted up his kilt above the waist, so they could see..
And there, behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt
T'was nothing but what God has graced him with upon his birth!

A ring-di-diddle-e-di do, a-ring-di-diddle-i-day
T'was nothing but what God has graced him with upon his birth!

They marveled for a moment, then one said: "We'd best be gone.
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along!"
So as a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow,
Around the Bonnie Star the Scottish kilt did lift and show!

A ring-di-diddle-e-di do, a-ring-di-diddle-i-day
Around the Bonnie Star the Scottish kilt did lift and show!

The Scotsman woke to Nature's Call, and stumbled towards a tree
Behind the bush, he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees!
Then, in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes:
"I ken na' whaur y'been, m'lad, but I see y'won First Prize!"

A ring-di-diddle-e-di do, a-ring-di-diddle-i-day
"I ken na' whaur y'been, m'lad, but I see y'won First Prize!"
[/glow]

Baron's ghostly form fades back out of existence, but the standard stays Rampant Lion, as embarassedly, the omegas return and the thread gets a chance to clear it's ears from the bagpipes

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:34 pm

*Humps Baron's leg.*

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 11:41 pm

[glow]Isn't that a bit..um.. insubstantial?[/glow]Baron looks down with a sort of...disturbed look, and then wonders what would get Sezch's attention off him

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 12:09 am

*Sees a troupe of girl scouts*

[mb]Zoom![/mb]

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 2:27 am

~~sees a troupe of trolls~~
eep!
~~hides~~

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 1:58 pm

*Pounces on Kitt the Girl Scout and humps her leg*

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:01 pm

*loves that Scottish drinking song*

*trips down memory lane*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:35 pm

Scottish Drinking Song? Okay, it's not technically a drinking son, but there is a drunk Scot in it.

The Scotsman
by Mike Cross

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evenin' fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle -eye-de-oh!
Ring-die-diddly-eye-oh!
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath a kilt!"

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle -eye-de-oh!
Ring-die-diddly-eye-oh!
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath a kilt...

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,
And there behold! for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle -eye-de-oh!
Ring-die-diddly-eye-oh!
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle -eye-de-oh!
Ring-die-diddly-eye-oh!
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Now the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees,
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Well, lad, I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"

Ring-ding-diddle-iddle -eye-de-oh!
Ring-die-diddly-eye-oh!
Ah, Lad, I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:37 pm

*pats Caz on the head* you don't wanna tell that to the Scots I was drinking with when that song came up... or to the SCA Scots I was hanging around.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:51 pm

Why not? The only thing I can think that will happen is a great deal of headbutting.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 3:54 pm

hehehehe. headbutting is fun.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 4:51 pm

*desides to living things up a bit and runs around naked* "I AM THE FISH!"

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Nov 15, 2002 6:18 pm

Cazmonster strips naked, pulls a rubber glove over the top of his head and runs around naked screaming, "Look, I'm a squid!"

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sat Nov 16, 2002 4:54 pm

Do squids have 9 foot long prehensile cocks?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:44 pm

You know they'd like to.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:47 pm

Who wouldn't?

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Sun May 06, 2007 8:36 pm

Do they have 9 foot long prehensile cocks in Cuba?

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