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taxidermy is both fun and exciting
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This is post #1701 to this thread.
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my feet are dirty
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my laundry is being cleaned
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I am listening to Poe's Trigger Happy Jack.

I am currently reading Surpassing the Love of Men: Romantic Friendship and Love Between Women from the Renaissance to the Present, by Lillian Faderman.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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I just finished "New Spring" by Robert Jordan. It was pretty good.
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Looking again at my profile, I realize that my location is only funny because my name is Jonah. But if you didn't know that, it wouldn't be funny.
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My orange pop is orange.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Post by Kitt »

I'm watching some nutty Renee Zellweger movie.
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Family Guy rocks that casbah
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Looking again at my profile, I realize that my location is only funny because my name is Jonah. But if you didn't know that, it wouldn't be funny.
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The new writing method, dubbed "thermal dip pen nanolithography," represents an important extension for dip pen nanolithography, an increasingly popular technique that uses atomic force microscopy probes as pens to produce nanometre-scale patterns.
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i have to poop. really really bad.
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I have no spoon, I'll have to use a fork.
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You don't need a knife to eat soup. If you do, you're not eating soup.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

I now own the first two Invader Zim collections. They rock like eggs on toast.
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I'm having a beer...
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i have nothing to do at work. i want to go home.
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It's psychosomatic. You need a labotomy. I'll get a saw. - Calvin

Looking again at my profile, I realize that my location is only funny because my name is Jonah. But if you didn't know that, it wouldn't be funny.
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I'm going to bed soon, tomorrow wil see a lot of beerness, and smileness and the like... I hope! :D
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I want eggs on toast!
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Post by steeltoe1926 »

I have not seen my significant other in too long. This makes me upset and depressed. I am at work and have nothing to do. I think that my significant other, though part of bulldrek, has stopped posting and will not see this.
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I think I'm going to read some Squee.
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I have a thirteen year old stalker.
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I fixed an airplane today. I had to use a philips screwdriver, a 3/8" wrench, a ratchet and a 3/8" socket.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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I conquered half of the ancient world today.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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I have a sore throat today :(
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I have a hard on
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I'm tired and have a headache.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by Kitt »

I've sprained a rib and never needed to know about DM's hardon.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

How do you sprain a rib?
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Post by Kitt »

You lean over to pick up a little girl because it's in your script, and you lean over funny, and the muscles go "SQUELCH!" and your body screams "OW, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
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was the part of your body that screamed that your mouth?
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Ouch, sorry ot hear that kitt.
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DM: actually, it was my brain, as there were many little chilluns around that I didn't want to expose to such language. Plus, the "adults" would shoot me.
LDH: Thanks. And yes, ouch is rather appropriate.
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I want to spin in circles until I fall over but I'm already feeling queazy enough as it is thanks to lack of sleep this past week.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by Kitt »

Caz is no longer the only one with wicked curly hair.
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I am tired.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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I haven't been on here in a very, very long time.
_SURPRISE! I don't like you!
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Post by Caine Hazen »

It is a long ride home to Ohio from NYC
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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i broke my arm a week and a half ago... thus i must type with one hand and cannot take notes in class.
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Looking again at my profile, I realize that my location is only funny because my name is Jonah. But if you didn't know that, it wouldn't be funny.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

hobbes is used to typing one handed though :D
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Lord Death Hand wrote:hobbes is used to typing one handed though :D
i hate you.
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It's psychosomatic. You need a labotomy. I'll get a saw. - Calvin

Looking again at my profile, I realize that my location is only funny because my name is Jonah. But if you didn't know that, it wouldn't be funny.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

:lol

Sure you do.
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Post by steeltoe1926 »

I am hungry
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My eyes hurt...a lot...stupid mornings.
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I work for my college...helping teachers to learn to use the computers that have been around them FOR SIX FUCKING YEARS!!!!!
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

That makes me laugh....HAHAHAHA!
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Kaliegha and I became very good friends during a football game for which we were in the band, and during which we both discovered that we could deepthroat a clarinet almost to the keys. This also made Joe our friend. I called shotgun on said friend, and won him over as I have a car, am older than he, and have bigger boobs than Kaliegha.
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I am going to be turning 21 on Monday.
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Post by steeltoe1926 »

I have to wate untill DEC. 1
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

That's not so bad, my brother has 2 years yet.
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Post by Caine Hazen »

I've been drinking<legaly> since you were 11...man I'm old
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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Post by sinsual »

He was only 5 when I started drinking legally...so I guess that makes me ancient.
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