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Sexy things occur when Andie and I go to the movies together.
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I'm Certifiable!
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Post by Kitt »

That's special. And highly unlikely.
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Its cold outside.
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Post by Kitt »

I'm singlehandedly and inexpensively bringing back the 80s. (2 shirts for 15$)
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The late 80s, or the early 80s?
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I have a mouth ulcer :cry
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The 80s with the ugly bright colors, the pants with suspenders hanging down and zippered legs, the ripped tights, the stacked multi-color socks, blue eyeshadow, converse, and big hair.
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Post by laughing Monkey »

I am not able to wake up at 5:00 am.
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I am umable to sleep. I was awake for 41 hours, after getting up at 7:30am on Friday morining and not going to bed until 4am, waking up after six hours sleep at 10am on Saturday morning, and finally going to sleep at 3am early Monday morning. And I never really caught up on that sleep either.
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Post by CykoSpin »

Kitt wrote:The 80s with the ugly bright colors, the pants with suspenders hanging down and zippered legs, the ripped tights, the stacked multi-color socks, blue eyeshadow, converse, and big hair.
Ah, the future-of-fashion-according-to-Back-To-The-Future-2 80s. I see.
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Not only am I certifiable, I'm on fire!

*stops, drops and rolls* Whoo-hoo!
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This past week, I've been averaging approximately 12.5 hours of sleep per day.
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I'm writing a script that I plan to shoot this summer, and am including the Bulldrek favorite past-time Couch Rugby into the action.
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Today was not a standardly crappy day, but a 3-hours-of-sleep-and-too-much-rehearsal-then-you-find-out-a-relative-died-on-you-bitchass-crappy day.
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I've recently brought myself down to about 9-10 hours of sleep per day. Hurray! A few more hours of each day for me to get nothing worthwhile done in!
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I've discovered that whenever large amounts (aka 2 shots of JD) of liquor enter my blood stream, I'm prone to "cat-like" activities, such as by biting and then pulling up gently on the skin of my neighbors repeatedly and/or rubbing myself on people in order for them to rub my head and/or pushing on people with my feet and hands in order to stretch out.
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I have some fairly important things to do and should have logged out about 30 minutes ago.
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I have to get up at 6am tomorrow so that I can spend 4 hours of my day on public transport in order to attend one 50 minute lecture at 9am.
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Post by Kitt »

Today officially starts Hell Week
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Your hell week is my Spring break, woo!
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Internet Explorer has been doing some very odd things in the past few minutes. I think its plotting against me. I don't trust that damn MS Outlook, either; they're in cahoots, I tells ya! Cahoots!!
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I'll be gone for a few days. Try not to miss me too much
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Aw, man! I miss you too much already! :cry Aaahhh...
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...oh, look, :cyber a shiny! *wanders off*
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This thread hasn't been posted to in quite some time.
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Post by Moonwolf »

I'm finished in exams on May 21st.
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I got my nails done
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Post by Van Der Litreb »

I did your mom.
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So? I fucked the girl in Hanson.
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Post by laughing Monkey »

I am listening to Penguin Cafe Orchestra right now.
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My DVR is a sustaining-member of the Republican party: it starts up on Fox News.. and it's not the lowest channel in the box.
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Post by Saiga »

Lord Death Hand wrote:College food doesn't count as food. It's something else, probably some form of cruel torture.
So, as opposed to the really cool and genuinely enjoyable form of torture? :p

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Post by Saiga »

Saiga wrote:
Lord Death Hand wrote:College food doesn't count as food. It's something else, probably some form of cruel torture.
So, as opposed to the really cool and genuinely enjoyable form of torture? :p
Hmm, in retrospect, commenting on a post that is going on two years must be my subtle way of asking for it, but for the rest of you: please, please, oh for God's sake, do lay it on me.

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I just moved into my new place and man, it's got it all. A hot chicks room, a Bucket of Truth...this place is sweet.
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I'm back and I'm staying.
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Post by Caine Hazen »

I have a new apartment...and love to tell people about it! But it's located 1 hour from Origins and is stocked with alchohol...you know...if anyone cares...
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I have the awesomest coffee ever!
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I've been at the same mind numbing job for eight months...
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Post by Caine Hazen »

I've been mind numbingly unemployeed for 8 months now!! Go computer industry!
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I'm studying LAN Management...
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Post by Saiga »

Wow, I just murdered a fly by just clapping my hands together

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(ok, ok, the fly was inbetween them at the time. No sonic insect-killing sprees going on here)

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Post by Alareth »

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I've managed to piss off my mother because she fucked up.
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My toe hurts.
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School starts for me today.
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I'm using my new laptop.
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Post by hobbes »

Kitt wrote:I'm using my new laptop.
ooooo... what'd ya get?

OH! i'm online at work. isn't that exciting.
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I'm STILL at school and I haven't slept in 18 or so hours.
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