Useless information for your everyday needs.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:45 pm

My cock is lonely

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:14 pm

I have no penis.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:50 pm

My ears are still ringing.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:51 am

I have to sing Carol of the Bells on Thursday, a full 2 weeks after Christmas.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:19 am

460lbs of falling motorcycle is heavy

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:44 am

Getting one woman's phone number and having two others get mine at the NYE party I went to was a good way to start the new year.
And stabbing my finger with a scalpel blade was an annoying way to follow up the next day.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 3:40 pm

I'm hungry.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:57 pm

I have entirely too much work to catch up on

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:57 pm

I should eat and get the hell out of here.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:21 pm

I am driving to San Diego shortly

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:13 am

And now my story is all told.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:47 pm

I have a lot of work to do. And I don't feel like doing anything.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:13 pm

I have a concert tonight.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:42 pm

The last concert I saw was 3 Doors Down/Shinedown/Seether/Our Lady Peace

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:21 pm

I just had someone tell me that a easy job is a waste of time, and that a rewarding job that annoys the hell out of you is God's way of letting you make a difference.

If you take the religion out of that (it was a quote from a sermon, after all), that actually makes sense. I just prefer to be a waste of time

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:25 pm

I've been erasing all my posts from when I first came on the boards.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:26 pm

I feel my hair growing

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:30 pm

I like reading the bumperstickers at Pegasus Publising....

I really like this one: "WWJD? JWRTFM!"

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:06 am

My Anus is Bleeding!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:34 am

That's disgusting.
And I just purchased the Return of the King soundtrack, mainly to listen to the sexy voices of Billy Boyd and Viggo Mortensen singing.
Oh yeah, and I just chopped my hair.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:39 am

I have a Ninja of the Clan Kawasaki for sale.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:41 am

I would never buy anything with "of the Clan" in the model name.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 8:44 am

He's walking like a small child
But watch his eyes burn you away
Black holes in his golden stare
God knows he wants to go home
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)

He's walking like a dead man
If he had lived he would have crucified us all
Now he's standing on the last step
He thought oblivion well it beckons us all
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)

Now it burns his hand he's turning to laugh
Smiles as the flame sears his flesh
Melting his face screaming in pain
Peeling the skin from his eyes
Watch him die according to plan
He's dust on the ground what did we learn

You're Children of The Damned
Your back's against the wall
You turn into the light
You're Children of The Damned
Like candles watch them burn
Burning in the light
You'll burn again tonight
You're Children of The Damned

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:06 pm

That's annoying.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:28 pm

that's why they call it useless information:D

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:52 pm

Last night I watched Black Adder and ate Mexican food.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:25 pm

Last night I jack off of to know that my girlfriend had sex with her girlfriend sunday night.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:20 am

Tonight, I jack off to know his girlfriend had sex with her girlfriend.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:12 pm

My uterus is trying to kill me.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:32 am

I have spent an inordinate amount of time taking net quizzes today.

Seppuku!
:plode

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:03 pm

My space heater makes alot of noise.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:22 pm

So does the fridge.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:35 am

cats do not like being thrown in the bath tub. No matter if you think thats what they tell you. They are fibbing!

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:42 am

Cats really hate being thrown into bathtubs full of gasoline (which is then promptly set ablaze)...

...or so I've heard.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:44 am

Hmmm... That would explain when they ran in fear when I had that gas can.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:56 am

I got my trackday confirmation today.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:36 pm

I had a bagel with coffee today.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:45 pm

Bubble Tape is *not* six feet of bubblegum. It's 3.3oz

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:16 am

mmmm...fresh metal!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:32 pm

I'm still fuckin' sick, and I'm eating Ramen for breakfast. Yay for nausea.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:50 am

Yay for ad nauseam!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:26 pm

PopUp ads SUCK!

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:06 pm

Ah, yes, they do. They do with such vicious suckitude.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:15 pm

My tea looks and smells like Fruit Punch koolaid.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:30 pm

Are you sure that it's tea?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:34 pm

Yuppers. It's the hibiscus.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:37 pm

My track tires arrived WOOOT!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:20 pm

I'm headed to the movies with Andie

TheHeather · Post by **TheHeather** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:19 am

I haven't posted in 6 months or so.

Hi everybody!

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:36 am

1205CC motorcycles and snow do not get along....