Useless information for your everyday needs.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:18 pm

Evil Toon is loose in here!

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:42 pm

I'm not really evil. I just look, act, sound, speak and think that way.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:35 pm

This thread is silly and I am sitting in a cubical on a public computer after I just finished working out after I ate a ton of junk food after I went in to work 3 hours early after I woke up even earlier and thought I was supposed to be in work 2 hours prior to that which cause me to panic.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:03 pm

I think neshek is a moron.
I also think that people who call their parents fascists should meet my friend Jess' parents. Then they'll really meet a bunch of fascists.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:17 pm

I've never had reason to call my parents facists. Lots of other things, yes. Mostly involving them being of questionable sanity (to put it mildly).
Then again, given that they *voluntarily* quit billing my father for psychiatric appointments due to his p-sychiatrist's advice...
And have I ever mentioned that I *am* the most sane member of my family? I do mean that literally.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:41 pm

I think Kitt is an idiot.
I also think that people who call other people morons are stupid.
I am being redundant

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:00 am

Work Sucks.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 3:43 am

Neshek in quick on his way to getting splattered on the pavement.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:51 am

haha
Kitt hearts nobody and is quick on his way to finally passing 6th gade English so he can post grammatically correct sentences.

Sleep is good.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:09 pm

Kitt is not only female, but is also very surprised to find that neshek can actually read and spew the contents of the profiles he reads back onto the page. Congrats. You're a fuckwit.

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:26 pm

I apologize for messing up your gender Kitt. It was hard to distinguish over the internet you ignorant fuck. You are obviously dumb as shit if you surprise so easily. You also apparently get upset a little too easily making you more immature then most females under 5. It is just a post on the internet.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:40 pm

hmmmm...kettle...black...

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:44 pm

I know.. I never said that I am not immature.. After all I am a male. It is a fact that we are naturally more immature then women.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:51 am

Though I hate the idea of starting an all out war...
Listen fucktard, if you were to read ANY of the threads here, it would be exceedingly obvious that I'm female. And on another note, Yes, I do get upset too easily. Which is why I need anger management. Get the point?
Back on topic:
Black Russians are gud.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:47 am

Russian Qualudes are better

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:07 pm

I'll stick to the pussy drinks, thank you much.
Christmas is gonna blow balls.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:27 pm

I am all alone today.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:36 pm

I'd invite you both over here, but I don't think it likely that you feel like making a quick trip to Ohio for Christmas.

And for some more useless info: I should be finishing my wrapping right now.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:04 am

Wrapping paper spends more time being put on than being taken off. The same can be said for women's clothing.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:25 am

Women's clothing is more enjoyable to unwrap then wrapping paper...unless the wrapping paper is being worn as women's clothing...

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 5:11 am

That is just me being lazy and not paying any attention to you whatsoever until now Kitt, you bloody cunt. I, however, do not need anger management since I take it out on whomever pisses me off.... having the opposer usually ending up with a broken bone somewhere or dead. Luckily, I really do not get angry that easily.. it is just fun acting angry on forums.

Women are evil. Kitt is a girl.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 5:24 am

Wrapping paper makes me itch. But clothes dont.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 7:01 am

Kitt wrote:Wrapping paper spends more time being put on than being taken off. The same can be said for women's clothing.

If done well and proper, women's clothing can take quite a while to take off. Too many people in this world are in way too much of a rush these days. They don't take the time to savor the moments.

... Though there is something to be said about fast removal of clothing at times, too.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 2:46 am

I can remove clothing with my teeth.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Sat Dec 27, 2003 4:59 am

That's a trick I'd love to see sometime.

I've been known to tie two cherries together by their stems using my tongue.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:22 am

i have pants that have bondages attached and they *are* socially acceptable

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:22 am

I love to get out to dance clubs but have only managed to do so two or three times within the past three years.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 10:33 am

my leather jeans are very comfortable

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:16 pm

I want leather jeans!!
And I have a hummer.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:06 pm

I like my combat fatigues.

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 11:14 pm

My shoe is off.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:36 am

There's a sticky substance on my shirt.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:49 pm

I have a cold....it sucks....that is all....good bye....peace out...so long....some other expression....

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:07 pm

Aussie Sprunch Spray *used* to work

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:27 pm

My foot is cold.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:40 pm

I hate my job (at this particular moment).

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:01 pm

I have a bird I like to hold.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:03 pm

My job rocks.

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:16 pm

My hat is old.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 12:38 am

I'm wearing a red satin thong.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:48 am

I should be asleep now.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:16 pm

I should be working on converting a book to a script. But I'm not.

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:35 pm

I'm having fun on Bulldrek right now between things that I tell Rhino to do. Work is fun.

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:21 pm

My teeth are gold.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:12 pm

I just got done riding extremely fast

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:39 pm

That phrase has the ability to leave one wondering what sin was riding and how fast fast is.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:57 pm

100-105mph on this

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:39 am

I am currently extremely jealous of sin

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:30 am

I will be riding it to Sinner's Ball tonight...much leather goodness had by all

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:53 am

I will be sitting at home. On my ass. Eating snax.