Useless information for your everyday needs.
Useless information for your everyday needs.
Just a minute ago, I picked up a book, and when I opened it, a really gross-looking bug was running across the page it opened to. I was startled and snapped the book shut. There's probably a big, gross stain on that page now.
_SURPRISE! I don't like you!
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I picked up my soda and took a drink. I got stung on the tongue by the yellow jacket that had had been floating in the can.
Mountain dew everywhere!
~A~
Mountain dew everywhere!
~A~
Quoth Drunken Master:
"When Colin Powell walks out of your cabinet because of doctrinal issues, you've got problems."
Quoth Moto42:
"Bulldrek, where love and appreciation are accompanied by a volley of gunfire."
"When Colin Powell walks out of your cabinet because of doctrinal issues, you've got problems."
Quoth Moto42:
"Bulldrek, where love and appreciation are accompanied by a volley of gunfire."
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That's what you get for eating in the Deep South. I mean, really, where do you think all of their missing teeth go?
"I have a conundrum for you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you, and malard with a cold? I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore." -"Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy- SNL
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You mean he could actually tell the difference?Psykoguy wrote:friend of mine bit into a Chicken McNugget and found a tumor in it, he says it tastes horrible
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Quote of the random period of time:
Beware, naughty children, for the bells herald Santa's dark harvest of souls...
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Wielder of the Axe of Mass Destruction
Keeper of the Food Loaf
Quote of the random period of time:
Beware, naughty children, for the bells herald Santa's dark harvest of souls...
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My band camp potatoes and cheese were crunchy- as in uncooked.
And rats cant barf, which is why rat poison works so well.
And rats cant barf, which is why rat poison works so well.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
*waiting patiently for the King of Useless & Trivial Information, Daki* you should hear the stuff that he tells me everyday. it's no wonder people run away from him screaming. it's not because of his size, it's the rambling of worthless info!!!!
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She's not a robot! She's a genetically engineered sex sla... ..hahaha...I mean, she's a perfectly normal human being. Yeah, that's right. I didn't make her in a lab. Nope. *looks around nervously* Nothing to see here, folks. HEY! *points at something off in the distance* What's that!? *runs off*
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I ate the biggest fuckin' sandwich I've ever seen last night. The supermarket was almost out of bread and all we could get was these giant buns, around 9" across. So I stuck a full pack of Philly on there and topped it with a full pack of Quorn and then ate it, very carefully.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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Tofu has no actual nutritional value, good or bad. Nor does it have taste, or so I've been told. If these are both true:
1)Why is it considered healthy?
2)Why does it smell so funny?
3)If a vegetarian eats only vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
4)If Con is the opposite of Pro, what's the opposite of Progress?
1)Why is it considered healthy?
2)Why does it smell so funny?
3)If a vegetarian eats only vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
4)If Con is the opposite of Pro, what's the opposite of Progress?
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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Most of the veggies I know don't eat any meat, the ones that eat fish or chicken are known as 'demi-veggies' or something.CykoSpin wrote:I've only met a few vegetarians, and they all eat chicken. When I point out to them that chicken is meat, they say "yeah, but chicken doesn't count".
I don't know whether to classify myself as a true veggie or not, because I'd be perfectly willing to eat meat killed and prepared by myself or someone I know and trust. (and I've eaten fish caught and cooked by myself before).
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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You could apply that to almost any animal below the top of the food chain though.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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Most any animal could be considered food. Some I guess would be distasteful. But in general Beef, Pork, Lamb, Chicken, Turkey, etc, all eat veggies.
Mostly I get my veggies that way; by eating meat.
Lots of protien.
I know, it's bad. I just loathe veggies.
~A~
Mostly I get my veggies that way; by eating meat.
Lots of protien.
I know, it's bad. I just loathe veggies.
~A~
Quoth Drunken Master:
"When Colin Powell walks out of your cabinet because of doctrinal issues, you've got problems."
Quoth Moto42:
"Bulldrek, where love and appreciation are accompanied by a volley of gunfire."
"When Colin Powell walks out of your cabinet because of doctrinal issues, you've got problems."
Quoth Moto42:
"Bulldrek, where love and appreciation are accompanied by a volley of gunfire."
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You've never met the vicious chicken of Bristol then?But in general Beef, Pork, Lamb, Chicken, Turkey, etc, all eat veggies.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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*Sets up a lounge chair and a fridge filled with food stuffs and various alcohol to wait for Daki to find the thread* I needed a reason to set up the lounge chair and fridge and no other opportunities came around.
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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All I can picture now is Chick McGee naked, screaming, and slaughtering a toilet rat with a plunger.Psykoguy wrote:one thing that really gets your paranoid is the fact that rats can squeeze into quarter sized holes, now, that means they can crawl through toilets, as well as...
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you put the GRR in groovy baybe YEAH!
oh oh!!! I have some useless info!!! everyday I go to the bathroom and bite off the split ends in my hair. *afraid she may have left this one FAR too open for interpretation, oh well*
oh oh!!! I have some useless info!!! everyday I go to the bathroom and bite off the split ends in my hair. *afraid she may have left this one FAR too open for interpretation, oh well*
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Errr. Traveller, just WHAT is that dust?
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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actually... it's making me hungry for a bird of sometype. you have feathers... you must be a bird.... :evil
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Who? Me?
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH