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- DarkMage
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
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My cock is lonely
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
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- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
Getting one woman's phone number and having two others get mine at the NYE party I went to was a good way to start the new year.
And stabbing my finger with a scalpel blade was an annoying way to follow up the next day.
And stabbing my finger with a scalpel blade was an annoying way to follow up the next day.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I should eat and get the hell out of here.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
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- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Location: LITH, IL
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- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
The last concert I saw was 3 Doors Down/Shinedown/Seether/Our Lady Peace
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
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- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
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- Joined: Thu Aug 08, 2002 1:50 am
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I just had someone tell me that a easy job is a waste of time, and that a rewarding job that annoys the hell out of you is God's way of letting you make a difference.
If you take the religion out of that (it was a quote from a sermon, after all), that actually makes sense. I just prefer to be a waste of time
If you take the religion out of that (it was a quote from a sermon, after all), that actually makes sense. I just prefer to be a waste of time
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- Demon
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- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
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- Location: The state of insanity
That's disgusting.
And I just purchased the Return of the King soundtrack, mainly to listen to the sexy voices of Billy Boyd and Viggo Mortensen singing.
Oh yeah, and I just chopped my hair.
And I just purchased the Return of the King soundtrack, mainly to listen to the sexy voices of Billy Boyd and Viggo Mortensen singing.
Oh yeah, and I just chopped my hair.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- sinsual
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2192
- Joined: Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:14 am
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He's walking like a small child
But watch his eyes burn you away
Black holes in his golden stare
God knows he wants to go home
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)
He's walking like a dead man
If he had lived he would have crucified us all
Now he's standing on the last step
He thought oblivion well it beckons us all
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)
Now it burns his hand he's turning to laugh
Smiles as the flame sears his flesh
Melting his face screaming in pain
Peeling the skin from his eyes
Watch him die according to plan
He's dust on the ground what did we learn
You're Children of The Damned
Your back's against the wall
You turn into the light
You're Children of The Damned
Like candles watch them burn
Burning in the light
You'll burn again tonight
You're Children of The Damned
But watch his eyes burn you away
Black holes in his golden stare
God knows he wants to go home
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)
He's walking like a dead man
If he had lived he would have crucified us all
Now he's standing on the last step
He thought oblivion well it beckons us all
Children of The Damned
(repeat another 3 times)
Now it burns his hand he's turning to laugh
Smiles as the flame sears his flesh
Melting his face screaming in pain
Peeling the skin from his eyes
Watch him die according to plan
He's dust on the ground what did we learn
You're Children of The Damned
Your back's against the wall
You turn into the light
You're Children of The Damned
Like candles watch them burn
Burning in the light
You'll burn again tonight
You're Children of The Damned
www.evieshope.com
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- DarkMage
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2133
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:41 pm
- Location: Upstate NY
Last night I jack off of to know that my girlfriend had sex with her girlfriend sunday night.
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
:plode :plode :plode
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
:plode :plode :plode
</hr>
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- Demon
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- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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cats do not like being thrown in the bath tub. No matter if you think thats what they tell you. They are fibbing!
_ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?</hr>
- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Tasty Human
- Posts: 88
- Joined: Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:08 am
- Location: My own little universe. If you bring me candy, you can come here too.
- sinsual
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2192
- Joined: Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:14 am
- Location: Down the rabbit hole...
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1205CC motorcycles and snow do not get along....
www.evieshope.com
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
No infant should have Eye Cancer...