Useless information for your everyday needs.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:23 pm

So yeah...21 today...yay.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:28 pm

Happy Happy. I have a date Friday.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 9:35 pm

I am having curry pizza

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:53 am

Happy Date day Kitt. Curry Pizza? How's that work?

Caine Hazen · Post by **Caine Hazen** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:39 pm

I am in class right now...A+ operating systems, so I already know it all!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:07 pm

Well then you should be getting an easy A then huh?

Caine Hazen · Post by **Caine Hazen** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:57 pm

A+ class has become Hacking Windows 101.

BloodHound · Post by **BloodHound** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:38 pm

dont you love it when stuff like that happens?
My Computer Maintenance class turned into an Unreal training course.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:54 pm

I slept through class this morning.

BloodHound · Post by **BloodHound** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:31 pm

wow - Saturday school must suck

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:51 pm

Yes, yes it does.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:52 pm

Yes, yes it does.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:53 am

RISE!

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:18 am

Riiiiise my pretty!

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:39 am

*stands up*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:14 pm

Jabbing someone in their sinus cavity is a great way to get them to stop bear hugging you.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:01 pm

Don't you like hugs?

Johnny the Bull · Post by **Johnny the Bull** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:12 pm

Lebanese restaurants in the middle east charge by kilos of meat consumed.

zemookie · Post by **zemookie** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:19 pm

Ninjas hate pirates

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:58 am

Pirates hunt ninja.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:59 am

Robot Cowboys shoot ninjii in the gonads with shotguns.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:48 pm

Robot Cowboys are useless if you throw some acid in their face and stand by a fire.

zemookie · Post by **zemookie** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:25 pm

Ninjas Trump Robot Cowboys

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:15 pm

Small children make great impact attenuators.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:58 pm

A jar of tootpicks will effectively cover the floor of a galley kitche if shaken out from a height of five or more feet.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:44 am

I'm hungry.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:43 am

It's nearly lunchtime in England

Toryu · Post by **Toryu** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:50 am

Fudge and caramel are not the same.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:37 am

Antihistimines didn't used to make my sleepy, but they do now.

Saiga · Post by **Saiga** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:38 am

Once, during the Tour de France, Danish sports commentator Jørgen Leth contributed the following, in Danish if you hadn't noticed:

På en død etape er der 10 minutter uden lyd, pludselig siger Leth: ”En kirke”. (10 minutters stilhed. Så kører feltet forbi en skråning.) ”Hyrderne, som om foråret driver deres hjord op ad disse skråninger for at komme på græs.” (Ca. 5 minutters pause) ”Om efteråret ned igen!”

...bye!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:08 am

The Golden Gate bridge turned 70 on Sunday.