The Question thread

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:47 am

Is this in any way important to know?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:35 am

Why wouldn't we want to know?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:30 am

Cause we are above that?

Did you know that monkeys on St Kitts show similiar alcohol behavior to men?

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:20 am

The drink beer and throw around their own poop?
Like that?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:38 am

jo_alex wrote:Did you know that monkeys on St Kitts show similiar alcohol behavior to men?

Shouldn't it say, "Did you know that men show similiar alcohol behavior to monkeys?"

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:17 am

So they start staggering and singing songs?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:22 am

Isn't that the best way?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:22 am

Isn't that the best way?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:59 am

Shouldn't you also mention falling down on your face?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:30 pm

Isn't the floor more comfortable?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:48 pm

Doesn't that depend on how hard the first contact with the floor is?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:49 pm

Shouldn't you twist & turn to break the fall and make it as comfy as could be?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:50 pm

Would a drunk be able to do that?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:10 pm

Would a conscious drunk be able to do that?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:54 pm

Isn't there something about drunks and luck?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:23 am

What's lucky about hitting the floor? Or are you talking about car accidents?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:01 am

Don't drunks survive more car accidents because their muscles don't all tense?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:07 am

Ever tense up when you know something bad is coming towards you/is about to happen? Ever notice that drunks get all "floppy?"

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:38 am

When you realize that... do you have time to do anything more than open your mouth in a silent "O"?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:28 am

How about having just enough time to calmly think, "Oh, look. A car/wall/building/person/cliff?"

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:19 am

Calmly????

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:41 am

Never done that before?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:52 am

Oh, you meant caaaaalmly?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:21 am

Isn't that what the 'O' feeling stands for? Isn't that the moment where you go meek and accept the inevitable?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:23 pm

Does anyone else associate the 'O' feeling with going meek?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:51 pm

Wait...are we talking about car accidents anymore?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:59 pm

What are you hinting at?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:52 am

Cocktail nootjes (peanuts) anyone?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:34 am

Plain, salted, or honey roasted?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:24 am

Are you guys actively trying to kill me?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:06 pm

May we?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:38 pm

What gave you that idea?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:53 am

Why would we?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:18 am

Is there something we can do to convince you?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:35 am

Kitt? Kitt? Bueller?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:16 pm

Don't you people know that I'm allergic to peanuts?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:15 pm

Really? how allergic? When did that happen?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:50 pm

So I shouldn't have bought you that peanut farm?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:58 pm

Was buying her a peanut blanket a good thing?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:07 pm

I never told you guys that if I eat small amounts of peanuts, I just get queasy, but that if I eat enough, my throat closes and I die? How could I overlook that?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:00 pm

Because Heavy_D and I are that distracting to the ladies?

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:46 pm

So.. who are you trying to fool?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:57 am

The ladies?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:00 am

Wouldn't you like to know?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:49 am

She doesn't know already?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:35 pm

Shouldn't you work a bit more on that glamour of yours, guys?

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:04 pm

Glamour? Like the Glam-rock guys?
You wanna see them in tight pants, dyed hair and make up? Any nice color they should pick for their scarves?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 pm

You haven't seen our act yet, have you?

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:25 pm

Tiny Deev wrote:Glamour? Like the Glam-rock guys?
You wanna see them in tight pants, dyed hair and make up? Any nice color they should pick for their scarves?

Don't tell me you've never read any fantasy and don't know what glamour is?

Isn't your interpretation of the word interesting though? Shall I vote for bad-assed black-silver combination or ridiculous pinkish-flowerish one? Any should work well as a distraction, don't you think?

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:58 pm

I'm starting to wonder what colors we need to wear to distract you?