A Fare Thee Well Message

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 6:55 pm

Okay folks, I'm going to fold my Bulldrek tent for now. I might get on sometime at Fox Lake, but there should be no Cazmonster for about a week. I leave you with these missives.

[blur]ROLLING ROCK[/blur]

[blur]MIDORI MARGARITA[/blur]

And damn, the blur effect is a subtle thing.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 7:35 pm

*Waves "bye bye" to Caz*

Now don't you go playing in traffic without clean underwear on young man!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:20 pm

Bye bye, purple guy!
I'll post for two while you're gone

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 11:00 pm

Oh no, you don't!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 11:44 pm

Oh yes he will. He's got a bad attitude and he's not afraid to use it.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Aug 02, 2002 11:53 pm

I believe that you mean altitude?

*Watches Szechuan falls from sky, into the ground at high velocity.*

Yep, he does got the altitude, but I'm not seeing any attiude anywhere...

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 12:57 am

Fare you well Caz, may the songs of angels carry you sweetly off to rest.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:26 am

Or screams, whatever.

*Does the kitten dance.*

[glow][mb]I get to watch Cazmonster get roaring drunk![/mb][/glow]

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sat Aug 03, 2002 11:53 am

Godspeed, Kwyndig, and may you always be one step ahead of Caz-induced flying furniture

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 3:28 am

Surely it would be one step to the side of CIFF, not ahead of.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:12 pm

Unless it lands one step behind.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:43 pm

Besides, it's Deev who throws the furniture, Caz who catches it.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 11:04 pm

[mb][blur]aaaaaauuuuuugh![/blur][/mb]

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 11:04 pm

[blur]I think someone broke the blur effect...[/blur]

[glow]
*splot*[/glow]

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 1:52 am

Eclipse starts setting traps for Cazmonster, knowing he will be back soon.

(really the traps are pretty lame, it's really just a box being propped up by a stick with a pull string and a can of beer left as bait.)

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:17 am

A CAN!!!? Bottles man, Bottles!

Traitor.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:28 am

Eclipse, use this...

ROLLING ROCK BOTTLE

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:09 am

Ah thank you kindly,

Eclipse exchanges the can for a bottle.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:12 am

<vc>the chihuahua from the taco bell commercials> Here, anit-muppet ant-muppet anti-muppet. *pause* WHoooompfh. *box gets smashed, huge purple hand grabs the bottle of Rolling Rock and guzzles it.* Uh-oh. I think I'm gonna need a bigger box.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:15 am

Please don't interfere with the caztrap, if this works i'm going to adopt an outrageous accent and start a TV show like crocodile hunter where I hunt down and harass bulldrekkers for the joy of many.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:21 am

I'd rather try to anally rape a crocodile. Be safer.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 4:23 am

tried that, no, it's not safer.

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:16 pm

E, if you want to do it properly, you have to be able to master saying "Crikey!" in a really bad and broad accent.

Twisted Sister · Post by **Twisted Sister** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:19 pm

Don't forget "Now he's /really/ mad!"

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 1:20 pm

One can also use a few "blimey"s for garnish, but they tend to lose flavor quickly.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 5:51 pm

So if I say 'Crikey!', that will subdue the potentially anally rapable crocodile?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 6:02 pm

oh blimey, this is cricke' stupid!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 2:42 am

No, it's Croikey! And no, the animal would still eat you unless you also said 'Danger! Danger!'

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 2:58 am

DANGER MOUSE

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:00 am

And don't forget penfold, his white-handed hamster.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:02 am

and Zero, the furry caterpillar..

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 8:35 am

I thought that was Nero?

(I bought two Danger Mouse DVDs while I was in the UK in April. Gooooood times.

)

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 12:59 am

Why is it that almost every thread is seeming more and more like word association

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:07 pm

Nerd Association? Where do I sign up?

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:11 pm

You already have, you're here aren't you?

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:14 pm

Looks around.

Err. Yeah.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:21 pm

No, no, you are there. Eclipse is here.
~~Kitt pays back Eclipse with an anal probe using a cactus.~~

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:22 pm

Hah! as if nobody ever shoved a cactus up my ass before!

*Eclipse scoffs*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:35 pm

Ah, but was it inhabited by a rabid kangaroo rat before?
~~Kitt laughs hysterically as the k.rat gnaws thru Eclipse's rectum wall and burrows into his chest cavity~~

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:36 pm

Don't worry Eclipse, I will save you!

Pulls out a willie pete, primes it and rams it down Eclipses throat

That'll take care of the rat!

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:43 pm

*Flak pops a couple necklaces of marshmallows round Eclipse and wait for the roasting to start.*

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 11:30 am

Hey, that's a fine idea!

Pulls out a packet of chocolate biscuits

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:59 am

*A SzechClone runs around in circles, screaming.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:38 pm

I should like PINK COOKIE

Cazmonster looks at the antiquated set of traps and goes about 'upgrading' them with juicer nanites and instant-fuse singularity generators.

Go ahead, touch that beer. I wanna see what happens.