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Fact: I stuffed an overloaded fusion engine in Johnson's pants.
Query: How much would be left when it goes critical?
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Fact: being the first of three computer-support weenies to actually do their job makes you a golden-boy
Corrolary: Being the golden-boy allows you to drag in whenever you want, just as long as you don't make it a habit
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Fact: I really really do like cheese.
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Fact: It has been a long time Nightsky.
Observation: I see you brought the Black Van back.
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Fact: Yes it has

Fact: Yes I did.

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Fact: I've been dropped 12 times in rehearsal for West Side Story.
Fact: There's a count of drops.
Fact: The count is entitled "How Many Times Will Jean Drop Kitt Before The End Of The Run Count."
Fact: said count is up to 12.
Fact: If the count rises during a show, Jean will be dropped into a tuba.
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Fact: I now have a strong dislike for my cat for waking me up at 3:30 am or 4:00 am every damn morning.
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Suggestion: Shave your cat
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Reply: Interesting idea, though I do believe it will lead to horrible consequences.
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Opinion: BOYS SUCK
Insight: If you like a girl, and you decide to tell her you like her, never tell her that there can be nothing between you because you don't want to break the heart of a different girl that you are not, in fact, dating.
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Fact: I am sleepy
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Fact: I have three bug bites and they itch ALOT
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Fact: I've reactivated my account!

Opinion: Kitt is correct, at least in this case.
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Response: Thanks. I know I'm right.
Update: Said boy is with me currently.
Fact: My ankle hurts.
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Fact: I'm tired
Additional fact: Online game betas that are only open for two hours a night, suck.
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Fact: I despise college.
Query: Remember the boy?
Gloating: Oh yeah, he's mine.
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Response: Congrats.
Fact: My eyes hurt.
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Fact: My laptop is working again.
Opinion: I like the fact thread.
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Reply: I like it, too.
Question: Has anyone seen my pants?
Following statement: I took muscle relaxers last night, and now my pants are missing.
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Fact: My knee hurts
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Beginning of "Who Has A Bigger Misery Cock" Contest: My left hip gave out while taking a flight of stairs on Sunday, and didn't stop cramping until I took muscle relaxers last night, and now it's back to being cramped.
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Observation: That sucks much more than my knee.
Fact: I twisted it while cleaning up the garden.
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Fact: I am very tired today

Cartman: You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
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Fact: I just got another art gig.
Query: What is it?
Fact: I can't talk about it...as usual [NDAs get old sometime]
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Fact: I'm getting a bit hungry.
Fact: It's just about 6 o'clock.
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Fact: My butt hurts.
Fact: The computer-chair at my parent's home sucks.
Desire: My own apartment again.
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Fact: It's 17:30.
Related Fact: I'm going home.
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Fact: it's 11:27am, almost lunchtime!
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Fact: I hate doing the switchboard
Fact: It is 4:22 where I am at
Fact: Italian beef and garlic pizza with a side of Ranch dressing is the best

Cartman: You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.
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Fact: A lot of my muscles are sore from yoga yesterday.
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Fact: My knee is much better today.
Fact: It's bright and sunny here!
Fact: Our aircon is actually working!
Theory: Something is going to go very, very wrong in the near future.
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Fact: There is amazing weather here today.
Fact: I have been doing some porch sittin' already today.
Opinion: Porch sittin' kicks ass.
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Fact: 12 hour shifts suck after hour 6.
Fact: This is hour seven.
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Fact : I am watching The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe right now.

Fact: My son loves this movie.

Opinion: It's aiight.
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Fact: I would like to see that movie.
Fact: I have never seen it.
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Fact: I haven't seen it either
Fact: I am at work again
Fact: It is gloriously sunny outside
Prediction: I will go for a walk at lunchtime
Further Prediction: It will then rain
Fact: This post is getting too long
Opinion: I should stop now
Fact: I am going to stop
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Observation: It looks like a nice day out.
Fact: My allergies are bothering me today.
Conclusion: I'm going to have to skip enjoying the nice day today and sit inside.
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Query: How bad are your allergies?
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Opinion: This 15-posts per page thing is bullshit.
Fact: I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.
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Fact: I am getting pizza

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I have been playing with my camera and the solarize function on HP Image Zone. Me likey.
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Fact: My mustache is crooked.
Fact: I am annoyed.
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Fact: I have taken 4 percocet this morning and the pain from the extractions is still intense.
Opinion: I have built a very high tolerance to Percocet from taking it nigh on daily.
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Fact: There is a way to fix that problem.
Caveet: It'll suck, hard-core.
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Fact: I'm making an attempt to resurrect this thread.
Estimation: It's roughly noon-thirty.
Theory: I should eat something.
Realization: We totally have "better than sex cake".
Depressing realization: It's not.
Gripe: My housemate is being an uptight bitch about me dating her brother.
Opinion: I should tell her to get the barbed wire out of her panties and move on with life.
Problem: Her husband of one week had to return to his military post in Hawaii yesterday morning.
Conundrum: If I tell her off now, she'll hate me forever, thus making all aspects of my life difficult. However, if I don't tell her off now, my relationship with her brother will become strained.
Angst-causing Situation: Her husband thinks the brother and I should date, get married, and make babies, but since he's now in Hawaii, his say will be completely ignored.
Decision: I will stop adding to this post.
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Suggestion: Have the brother tell her off for interfering in his life (and yours).
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Fact: I am sleep deprived.
Fact: I'm working from now too 7AM.
Fact: I will be in class from 10AM to 2PM.
Opinion: This is going to suck.
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Response: He and I are both planning on verbally bitch-slapping her.
Fact: I have the cold from hell.
Symptoms: Sudden onset of regular cold symptoms, plus all flu symptoms except fever.
Whiney Statement: I don't feel good.
Smiley face: :(
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Fact: I live
Additional fact: I haven't posted here in some time.
Resolution: I should make an effort to change that.
Depressing thought: Not sure how long the resolution will last though.
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