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Fact: My post count is bigger than it was yesterday.
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Fact: I still have no job.
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Fact: The Dell will not accept its video drivers.
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Fact: the race is nearly run.

Wonderment: What should I get up to next?
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Fact: I actually have office work to do.
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Fact: I've been skivving hard on my office work the past week or so.

Admonition: Szechuan scared me into post frenzy.
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Fact: I am, as of this moment, considering entering hyper kitten posting frenzy, that dread state where I post to literally everything at least once, and everybody ends up hating me, but I'd probably hit a few ks on the way...
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Helpful Advice - You could post something funny and cool to every thread, and make sure to juggle the current threads back up to the surface. That way you'd be the center of attention and it would all be good!

Action - Cazmonster skadances with himself.
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Advice for speed-posting. Start slowly. Then soon as more fresh threads pour in...it gets easier and easier to post faster.
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Fact: My left ball itches
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Observation: the people who work in this office are retards.
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Fact: I'm not wearing any pants.
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Fact: I am finally nearly done with the single-player campaign of Warcraft III

Corollary: Just in time for the new expansion!
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Opinion: If I don't get some non-pc gaming in sometime this month, I'll go insane.
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Fact: That is indeed a double post, and in fact, irrevelent to our life.
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Fact: I'm still not wearing my pants.
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Fact: I discovered the joy of a beer in the shower. You can really have beer anywhere.
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Fact: I'm not an ijit! I'm a deranged fanatic
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Fact: I just scarffed down two Big Macs and I'm still hungry.
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Action:Runs into the foreground out behind some trees wearing an orange sweater and a pleated skirt and dawning a red-head wig.

Fact: Uncle Ned touched me. (It's a fact.)

Action: Runs back into the trees and off to the right

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Fact: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Action: Yawn
Fact: I just woke up.
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Fact: I too am hungry.
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Fact: Anything I can catch, i'll eat.
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Consent: You're welcome to hunt down the big bug that's crawling on my wall.
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Jedi Mind Trick: This is not the big bug on Veed's wall you're looking for.

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Fact - all the acid I've consumed today is etching my esophagus.
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Fact: Kittens and blenders don't mix.
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Fact: I found this on the 4th page, and I was bored.

Unrelated fact: I have a Livejournal now.
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Opinion: TVfood Network screwed up the show "How To Boil Water"
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Fact: I don't know the exchange rate of dollars to pounds
Opinion: I'm glad they got the miserable sonovabitch.
'Nother opinion: But we really didnt need to go over there in the first place.
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Exclamation: Look what I found!
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Fact: If I post in one more Fact thread today, I'm going to have to sacrifice a live chicken.
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Fact:Plasma is hotter than a Willie Pete
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