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Shocking revelation: I have surpassed P.2K! No longer am I tasty!
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unsubstantiated rumor: Cash is wearing a bra and panties right now.
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Fact: I need to make PCC.

Question: Should I use Roman Numbers to keep track of post counts?
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Reply: Only if you want to go even more insane.

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Corrolary: This made me very angry.

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Opinion: Cats that laugh over flames are scary.
<hr>Way back when the Way was Way, Way, away, you may have thought that there was no Way to continue along the Way, yet you found a Way. There is a Way, if you find a Way, to follow the Way though the Way seems to give you no Way. Do you see now?"
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Opinion:: While cats over flames are damned tasty.
The Eclipse wrote:unsubstantiated rumor: Cash is wearing a bra and panties right now.
That would be a fact, Bob.
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Fact: The left-hand keys on my keyboard taste like ginger snaps, but the right-hand keys don't.

Speculation: This is because I smoke with my left hand.
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I need to post more often than either VDL or Brineshrimp have ever posted to make it to p10k.
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Fact: 32 resurrected this long dead thread.

Query: does that make 32 a necromancer?
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Cazmonster bites Longshot.

Declaration: Yep, still tasty.
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Comment: I usually make people buy me dinner before they eat me.

Note: For the Anti-freakin-muppet, there is an exception.
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Daki wrote:Query:: How often do you lick your keyboard 32?
Estimation: Once every couple of weeks or so.
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Fact: I have a kukri sitting on my desk.
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Fact: I applied for a job at the Target across the street from where I work now.

Anxiety: I haven't heard from them yet.

Partially Substantiated Rumor: Roughly one quarter of the people where I work will be leaving to get jobs at said Target.

Frustration: I *LIKE* where I work now, but they treat their employees like shit, and thus I must leave.
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Observation: Those who hold the reins of power in The States should be hunted and killed, so that we can have a better country, with more time off, like Japan.
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Confused Correction: no no...Japan is high-demand. More time-off like European people. A month off time to time...paid month off. and I think 4 days a week, not sure...need someone to confirm...
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Astute Correction to Correction:Yes, Europe has far more time off than The States, but my point was that a country that has a specific term for working yourself to death doles out more free time than the 'Land of the Free'.
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Observation: So that means...Americans are overworked bunch of people who needs to play more games (KAMB?) and enjoy life?
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Agreement: That would be the best thing for us. And it just might lower the number of deaths from handguns, traffic accidents, smoking and drinking.
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Fact: I just told my boss that "everything's just groovy and J thanks you for asking." *thumps head on desk*

Conclusion: Carpet glue fumes + Wallpaper glue fumes = :]
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Stolid Defiance: I shall reach the highest of highs first, impudent one.
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Fact: Boobies are good
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Fact: I keep having horrible writer's block.
Action: I can't stay away from Ragnarok Online.
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Query: What is Ragnark Online.

Self-suggestion: Google it!

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Fact - I have to go outside to grab my laundry.

Fact - I have but fifteen posts to my next title.
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Fact: being on a low-carb diet sucks

Observation: my stomach is causing me great amounts of pain and nausea since starting this diet
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Fact: We are like black labs. we always eat.
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Fact: I'm eating ice after finishing my drink.
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Query: What was in the drink?
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Fact: Soda and a lot of ice
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Query: What kind of soda?
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Fact: Fresca...only soda I could find in the house.
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Suggestion: Go grocery shopping!
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Fact: I'm too lazy
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Fact: Nobody is that lazy.
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Fact: This thread is older than many posters.

Fact: I have a giant fuzzy purple ass.
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Fact: I am in a very piiss-offed-ness mood at the moment.

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Sad Statement: The shoulder hair is increasing.
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Exclaimation: Daki will take me to Todai today or he will recieve a Feline SMITE!tm

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Gak! The end of balls as we know them!
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Fact: I am quite hungry, but I fear the gruel being sold by the deli downstairs.
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Fact: I just had a grilled tuna sandwich. It was quite tasty.
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Fact: Kobolds just came in and stole Bishop's grilled tuna sandwich while carrying the banner: http://www.bulldrek.com/viewtopic.php?t=3855

Fact: You guys should play this game. http://www.bulldrek.com/viewtopic.php?t=3855
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