A Fact
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Query: Can someone give me a good way to kill a housemate who has fucked you over big time that will look like an accident, suicide, or natural causes?
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
Response: I could pull some strings, and it'll be done. One phone call to a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Fact: I actually know people who would do that for less then 25 euros.
Opinion: I hate that I know people who would actually do that for less then 25 euros!
Fact: I actually know people who would do that for less then 25 euros.
Opinion: I hate that I know people who would actually do that for less then 25 euros!
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Fact: I purchased new shoes.
Opinion: They're nice sandals with a buckle.
Sadness-inducing Fact: The left shoe rubs and caused a really unattractive blister.
Theory: I'll soak the hard leather part and whack at it with a hammer.
Other news: I've scheduled an appointment to have my first tattoo done as of next Thursday.
Opinion: They're nice sandals with a buckle.
Sadness-inducing Fact: The left shoe rubs and caused a really unattractive blister.
Theory: I'll soak the hard leather part and whack at it with a hammer.
Other news: I've scheduled an appointment to have my first tattoo done as of next Thursday.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Response: It's going to be a tribute to my two favorite pet fish. Above the ankle bone and facing my toes is going to be my red betta, Alexei. Below the ankle bone and facing my heel will be my spotted cory, Spot.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
Observation: Drinking too much has never hit me as hard as it did yesterday...dry heaving in the middle of the street is something new, unexpected and I hope I never have to experience again
Conclusion: I must be getting old.
Conclusion: I must be getting old.
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It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Fact: I'm on a diet, as I'm roughly 50lbs overweight.
Fact: I have lost 5lbs.
Observation: Most of my clothes fit better.
Exception: My bras are too tight.
Gripe: They're fucking expensive bras, as they're from Victoria's Secret.
Rationalization: It's either go to Vickies for my size or buy them custom...which is more expensive.
Tantrum: I don't want to buy new bras! 34Ds are hard enough to find. I don't want to have to scour the universe for 34DD!
Obscenity: Fuckshitasscuntwhore.
Fact: I have lost 5lbs.
Observation: Most of my clothes fit better.
Exception: My bras are too tight.
Gripe: They're fucking expensive bras, as they're from Victoria's Secret.
Rationalization: It's either go to Vickies for my size or buy them custom...which is more expensive.
Tantrum: I don't want to buy new bras! 34Ds are hard enough to find. I don't want to have to scour the universe for 34DD!
Obscenity: Fuckshitasscuntwhore.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 591
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:25 pm
- Location: Cedar Rapids, IA