A Fact

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:48 pm

Suggestion: Promise people cookies.
Observation: Damn, my neighbors are loud.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:18 pm

Quote from Avenue Q: You can be as loud as you want when you're making love.

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:12 pm

Fact: the weather in Paris is beautiful today
Opinion: the people on strike in front of the office building have a lousy taste in music

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:35 pm

Query: Can someone give me a good way to kill a housemate who has fucked you over big time that will look like an accident, suicide, or natural causes?

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:11 pm

Response: I could pull some strings, and it'll be done. One phone call to a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Fact: I actually know people who would do that for less then 25 euros.
Opinion: I hate that I know people who would actually do that for less then 25 euros!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:35 pm

Puzzlement: What does 25 euros translate to in USD?

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:25 am

Fact: More and more every day.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:27 pm

Fact: GBP to USD is depressing as well.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:34 am

Fact: The US buys a lot of shit from overseas, so when their dollar drops everyone else's drops in order to keep the trade flowing in. Can't be helped.

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:38 am

Observation: My system seems to be working as it should.
Fact: I am relieved by this fact
Observation: My colleagues are more cynical about this than I am

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:30 pm

Fact: I purchased new shoes.
Opinion: They're nice sandals with a buckle.
Sadness-inducing Fact: The left shoe rubs and caused a really unattractive blister.
Theory: I'll soak the hard leather part and whack at it with a hammer.
Other news: I've scheduled an appointment to have my first tattoo done as of next Thursday.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:41 am

Question: What is the tattoo going to be of? Do you have a specific design in mind?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:00 am

Response: It's going to be a tribute to my two favorite pet fish. Above the ankle bone and facing my toes is going to be my red betta, Alexei. Below the ankle bone and facing my heel will be my spotted cory, Spot.

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:26 pm

Observation: Drinking too much has never hit me as hard as it did yesterday...dry heaving in the middle of the street is something new, unexpected and I hope I never have to experience again
Conclusion: I must be getting old.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:46 pm

Fact: I'm on a diet, as I'm roughly 50lbs overweight.
Fact: I have lost 5lbs.
Observation: Most of my clothes fit better.
Exception: My bras are too tight.
Gripe: They're fucking expensive bras, as they're from Victoria's Secret.
Rationalization: It's either go to Vickies for my size or buy them custom...which is more expensive.
Tantrum: I don't want to buy new bras! 34Ds are hard enough to find. I don't want to have to scour the universe for 34DD!
Obscenity: Fuckshitasscuntwhore.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:39 am

Fact: All my clothing needs to be adjusted due to my physique. Anything that fits my waist is incapable of fitting over my back or thighs.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:40 am

Fact: Since I left Bulldrek, I've ballooned to over 300 pounds.
Observation: I need to diet before it kills me.
Request: Anyone got advice?