Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:16 pm**

So, I'm working up an avatar in Poser... me (or as close as Poser gets), naked, w/weaponry. Stop drooling on the linoleum. The question is, guns or blades or both? You decide...

-- Dru, the undecided

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:23 pm**

Guns!

but keep in mind that some of us value our jobs (me included) and can't see that at work...

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:24 pm**

mmmm.... guns....

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:25 pm**

Joo can always view stripped or Extract...

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:26 pm**

I still want knifey slashy!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 8:27 pm**

I could, but damn near everything cool goes away then.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:27 pm**

Guns and knives are both fun. Choose both! Both!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:43 pm**

Good girl. Sporting the Desert Eagles.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:47 pm**

I thought people would like that.

Incidentally, the full version is available on my website...

http://drucilla.envy.nu/DruPostapoc.jpg

-- Dru, the overly creative

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:50 pm**

Bah. Baby Eagles are the rock!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:53 pm**

Aw....no knives..... :cry Oh well, the guns are good.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 9:56 pm**

Sorry

I looked through my store of Poser weapons, all I could find were swords, shuriken, etc... no knives. As soon as I find a decent Poser prop knife I'll make another picture... Probably post them up on my site, too. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

I really need to find a way to do this IRL. Where's my toyfriend's digital camera...

-- Dru, who is having far too much fun with this.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 10:00 pm**

Toyfriend?

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 10:04 pm**

Not sure whether it's more or less accurate than boyfriend. He provides me with toys. Like the ones I used to create that avatar.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2002 10:08 pm**

Well that explains it.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:46 pm**

Hey, Shuriken are always a good choice.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:47 pm**

Yeah, but dependant on the design, and you hold a shuriken wrong, everybody sees your nipples

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 3:52 pm**

Then you just make sure you're extra careful in how you hold them.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:25 pm**

Careful you show your nipple or careful you don't?

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:09 pm**

*snicker*

For more entertaining pictures:
http://drucilla.envy.nu/gallery/index.html

Careful. Some of these aren't work-approved.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:15 pm**

Mmmmm.....pictures.....

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:27 pm**

It all depends on the person's taste.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:30 pm**

*LDH eats the pictures*
Much better, no longer hungry.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:33 pm**

I have no comment on that one.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:38 pm**

They were quite tasty.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 6:48 pm**

SIGH.

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 7:17 pm**

So let me get this right... you would rather eat those pictures when you have someone like Drucilla right there? Am I understanding this right?

Posted: **Mon Jul 01, 2002 11:12 pm**

Mmmmm....Drucilla.....
*Eats Drucilla*

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 2:34 am**

I think I'm flattered....

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 2:36 am**

You taste delicious!
*Continues to eat Drucilla*
Mmmmmm.....

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 2:46 pm**

Ick. Not even cooked?

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 3:10 pm**

Oddly I've been asked that question before. The same answer still applies "Raw's fine."

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:20 pm**

... damn you all, now I want to listen to FYC. And my mother still has the CD.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:25 pm**

Find the beauty that is Winamp and Kazaa Drucilla.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 7:46 pm**

I have an FYC CD around here somewhere.
*Continues to eat Drucilla*

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:31 pm**

True. *fires up Kazaa*

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:35 pm**

Kazaa Baaad! *silly horizontal hand motion*

WinMX Gooood! *silly horizontal hand motion going the other way*

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:04 pm**

Kazaa works. I can find what I need. All is well.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 9:04 pm**

*Eats JR's face then goes back to eating Drucilla*

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2002 11:04 pm**

Cazmonster has an epiphany.

Now that I have a real job, I can buy a real computer! Imac and Ipod here I come!

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:55 am**

Must not comment for fear of massive injury. Ah screw it...
I thought you wanted a real computer, not a Crapintosh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2002 9:40 am**

*all conversation in the thread stops as everyone looks at LDH*

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:31 pm**

*The Thread experiences a Matrix-like slowdown as everyone begins to step away and clear a path for Caz*

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2002 5:57 pm**

GLEEP!

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:39 pm**

Cazmonster lumbers up to Lord Death Hand with a lead-filled bat that's currently so hot it's burning the lead filling as if it were a fusion reactor. (That's right boys and girls, Cazmonster currently has an insanely heavy bat that burns as hot as a supernova.) He first sledges it through Lord Death Hands left testicle, to get his attention.

Before you pass out on me, I thought you'd like to know that I have been looking forward to buying my very own nice Macintosh for about as many years as you've been sucking breath. All of your pithy comments will not shake the bedrock upon which my dreams rest. I will, however, hurt you so very badly that no one else will ever think about picking on me for my choice of machines.

The cyberfreak then cranks his muscular system to full strength (which is five or six times stronger than what is necessary to move the entire realm from where it is and place it in the Metaplane of Booze, Illicit Substances and Naked Women or rip 3278's head right off of his shoulders) and proceeds to whallop the living crap out of Lord Death Hand. The intense heat and reality-distorting gravity sublimates parts of the Flaming One into free particles that are then drawn into microscopic singularities. The Cosmic Bat does even more horrendous damage as it smashes bone, sinew, mana and will into a quasaring protoplasmic soup of agony and defeat.

Pain, made by Macintosh, perfected by Cazmonster. Isn't insanely great to have this much power?

Posted: **Fri Jul 05, 2002 11:41 pm**

Ouchie

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2002 5:30 am**

Damn. I'm glad he said it before I could.

Uh, not that there's anything wrong with Macs. Macs kick ass and all. I just don't like working with them. Not that there's anything wrong with them. Personal preferance is all. Not that there's anything wrong with Macs.

...

Please don't hurt me?

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:24 pm**

Run Sal. I'll distract him. *Throws a Mac catalog at Caz* Don't ask how I did that. I wonder when my body will regenerate. Oh and Caz I think Macs are great machines I just have a tendency of teasing people who like them. Oh yeah, where can I get me one of them bats?

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 9:24 am**

Sal:: the correct thing to say is "I like a scroll wheel for CS."

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 2:20 pm**

I prefer PCs to Macs. To each their own.

Bulldrek v3.0

Tastes great vs. less filling

Tastes great vs. less filling