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Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:06 pm

NO, I am the victor!

<i>Encases the kitten in Earth</i>

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:47 pm

Cazmonster beats Moonwolf to death with an 80-ton jump-capable mech.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:30 pm

Oh boy! time to play with mechs!

*Runs over and climbs into the Grape Ape! A 100-ton Kodiak mech*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Wed May 22, 2002 5:47 pm

I win. Perhaps.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 22, 2002 6:56 pm

*Fires all 8 medium lasers at Ryan and incinerates him*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Wed May 22, 2002 7:02 pm

Lasers. How gauche

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 22, 2002 7:56 pm

No, but this is.

*Locks on and fires the Gauss rifle at Ryan*

*Blinks*

He did say Gauss right?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed May 22, 2002 8:02 pm

~~Kitt hugs the daylights out of Lord DeathHand~~
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!! I WANTED OREOS SOOOOOO BAD!!!! Would you like some???

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 23, 2002 12:24 am

Mmm... Gauss Oreos.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu May 23, 2002 12:40 am

Anyone else want some oreos? I have some extras

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu May 23, 2002 11:29 am

Oreos!!!!!

*slaps Daki with a 1-2 Cestus and Cataphract combo*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 23, 2002 1:28 pm

Mmm. Cataphract. Sounds tasty, like Oreos.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu May 23, 2002 5:31 pm

Chocolate cream Oreos are too much chocolate for me.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu May 23, 2002 6:35 pm

I miss my day lights...now I only have night lights....course oreos are always good. *Begins to eat some oreos*
Mmmmmmmm....oreos

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri May 24, 2002 1:32 pm

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 3:28 am

I just want oreos without the creme filling.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:08 am

Mis dispises de Ewok su padre

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 2:08 pm

*Daki curses the diet that forbids him from eating Oreos or anything else he REALLY likes*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 5:58 pm

*LDH begins to laugh then quickly stiffles himself* Not being able to eat oreos sucks. Poor poor Daki.What can you eat? Tofu?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:36 am

LOL! I thought that you said he could only eat Toryu. but seriously, what can you eat Daki? and BTW, i win.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:41 am

Sounds like Daki is sugar/carbo busting and is as close to hell as anyone can get without actually going there.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:49 am

¡Todo su hilo de rosca es pertenece a nosotros!

GeekTheMage · Post by **GeekTheMage** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:26 am

I can't let you win, Elf. Victory is mine.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:50 pm

La victoire est la mienne! Mwuahah! *laughs in french accent*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:01 pm

*Daki squishes Kaos under a giant wooden rabbit*

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:25 pm

Elf eats the rabbit

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:18 pm

Cazmonster flambés Crazy Elf and leaves him for the next poster to snack on.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:49 pm

*Takes a bite out of Elf and spits it out*

Way too bitter!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:28 pm

*Grabs Daki and deep fat fries him* Where as Daki tastes just right.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:30 pm

*Gives LDH a HORRIBLE case of diahrea*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:43 pm

*Runs to the bathroom with explosive diahrea, blowing Daki bits all over the toliet seat* Don't go in there, eeeeewwwwww.....

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:45 pm

*SomeTHING begins to reform in the remains left in the bathroom. Something... WRONG.*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:57 pm

Run! It's Diarhea Daki!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:58 pm

*Diarhea Daki spills from the bathroom and begins to engulf everything it can*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:03 pm

*LDH runs to the nearst store to pick up air freshners, diapers, plungers and anything else he might find useful in fighting a turd monster*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:56 am

Cazmonster goes to borrow Kevin Smith's breath freshener spray, and his hat.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 9:26 am

Yo, Silent Caz. Is that going to be strong enough to take down that punk ass?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:11 pm

*Hurls shit bombs at Cash and Silent Caz*

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:16 pm

Death is great for those who no longer wish not to be dead

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 5:04 pm

Hmmm...there's got to be some toliet paper around here somewhere......

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 8:30 pm

~~Kitt raids Rays House of TP and tosses some Charmin into the fight. She then runs for her life like the pussy scaredy-cat she is~~
(no pun intended)

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 3:11 am

Silent Caz tips his head to one side, carefully dodging the shitbomb. He sticks his lower lip out truculently and lets fly with a blast of Binaca.

Dakipoo is immediately knocked out by the breath freshener, as it's designed to knock out odors, fast.

Silent Caz smiles, nods his head and pulls a pack of smokes out of his newly acquired jacket.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:25 am

Yo, Caz. Hook me up with that schiznit!

*takes the offered cig*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 2:18 pm

*The shit-demon sleeps soundly*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:36 pm

*Silently plants bombs all around the shit-demon, steps back several feet and then blows the shit-demon up* He was explosive DiarheaDaki.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:40 pm

**knocks on the door**
Hello I'm here by requested of the plode commity,
so
:plode

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:42 pm

*DiarheaDaki explodes and covers everyone in the thread with his shittyness. At first contact with skin, it begins to burrow under the skin of the victim, heading for the colon where it multiply and turn the victim into a shit demon*

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:29 pm

heh. good thing i removed my colon a long time ago.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 3:28 am

What's a colon? Is this a colon -----> ; ?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:03 pm

Well, it's kind of a colon....

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