Things You Hate

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:15 am

Szechuan leaps into the thread and hoses everyone down with Seltzer.

APRIL FOOLS'!

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:46 pm

I hate people C&P-ing into threads, and fucking with the order of things!

I also hate that I can't find the link about "writing like a wanker" when I want to.[/quote]

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:56 pm

I hate BaronJ's left testicle.

[glow]SMITE!™[/glow]

[mb]*KERBLAMMO!*[/mb]

There, much better.

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:17 pm

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:48 pm

I hate the fact that I didn't think of that first.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:53 pm

I hate SMITERS.

MULTISMITE
The left testicles of all SMITERS (including AH) explode messily

I think I hurt myself...

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:54 pm

I hate AH.

Szechuan stomps on AH's face while he's distracted.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:57 pm

I hate AH too

Stomps on AH while he's distracted.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:58 pm

Right. Interesting. I didn't know you were that flexible..

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:06 pm

You'd be amazed what you can do when bodily pain no longer registers.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:10 pm

Cazmonster uses the skills Kai taught him to hack Control and re-write Ancient History's registries so that pain really registers.

Dogpile!

The cyberfreak reforges his right hand into a spiked titanium brick and smashes Ancient History right across the chops with it.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:10 pm

I find your ideas intriguing. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:31 pm

*The evil creation of the Dogpile thread leaps on to Caz and begins to gnaw away at his head and back while at the same time slicing him up*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:55 pm

I hate that evil dogpile thing.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:59 pm

Aigh! Thread Attack! Thread Attack!

Cazmonster runs around the thread, being assaulted by another thread and looking desperately about for a way to get the dogpile thread off of him before it explodes or cuts into his coolant system and makes him explode.

Get it off! Get it Off!

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:06 pm

As I don't dislike anything enough to be considered "hating" it, I'll be absconding from this discussion.

Post Count + 1

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:25 pm

I bet you hate exploding!

"Won't the 'sploding hurt?"

*LDH's mind reverts back to the creature that is slowly gnawing and slashing its way through Caz's armour*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:50 am

I hate being near Caz when he decides to explode.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:51 am

I hate being exploded when it's not my choice. Otherwise it's fun.

*Explodes*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:53 am

I hate waiting for people.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:53 am

I too hate waitng for people.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 4:05 am

I REALLY hate LDH!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 2:06 pm

But I love you!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 2:09 pm

I hate secretly loving LDH.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:28 pm

AIIEEE! It's chewing on my vertabrae! Get it off!!

Cazmonster unlimbers a plasma gun and smokes the thread to an even brown and crispy.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:30 pm

*One of the blade arrms is blasted away and so is the tip of the creatures barbed tail. It stops chewing for a moment and just drools on Caz*

I hate heart burn.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:34 pm

I hate bleeding from my anus.

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:56 pm

Thatr could suck, Szech. Try some suppositories.

I hate competing for Szech while trying to dominate the first page of BD-proper before going to class.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 5:57 pm

I hate BaronJ

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:11 pm

I hate glass.

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:12 pm

I hate being hated

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:12 pm

I hate being force-fed bits of broken, rusty metal.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:13 pm

That's not what you said last night.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 6:16 pm

I'd have said anything to get you to sleep with me. Which is why I hate myself.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:35 pm

I hate the fact that that is funny.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:54 pm

I hate the fact that I didn't shock you.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:54 pm

I hate the fact that Szechuan won't take his SMITE!™ing like a man, and hold still.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:57 pm

I hate the fact that you're unable to somehow counter that. We're not in astory thread, so you can throw your Godlike Powers around all you want.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:58 pm

I hate the fact that everyone assumes I have Godlike powers.

Godlike's powers system sucks ass. I much prefer SAS.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:59 pm

I hate your godlike powers.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 8:18 pm

AIGH! I hate this thing's tenacity!

Cazmonster tries a little stop, drop and roll, after spiking up like Spawn at the end of the Movie.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 8:27 pm

*Spines rip through cloak, flesh and bone but that doesn't stop it. The eye in its chest ruptures and thousands of spiked tentacles explode out of the rupture. The tentacles whip and rip at Caz as the beast tries to slice through the armoured freak*

I hate Caz's tenacity.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:02 pm

Bastard! I hate you!

Cazmonster hacks the Control Code, and sets the creature into an iterative loop where it is ritually emasculated with plasma cutters.

There, if that doesn't stop you, I'll be forced to do something I hate, and sick a sex-starved Verjigorm on you. I can do it, I found the passwords.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:31 pm

*The creature folds in on itself and disappears*

I hate plasma cutter emasculation.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:39 pm

I hate it when people I'm not very close to touch my face.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:43 pm

*Touches Szechuan's face*
It's all...facey....

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:41 am

Szechuan totally breaks LDH's arm off at the elbow.

I really hate that.

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:03 am

I *really* hate missing the previews when I fork out $8 to go see a movie at the theatre.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:12 am

I hate the fact that I missed my programs tonight.

I love the fact that I got to see an old samurai flick called Yujimbo!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:06 am

I love Trigun and Cowboy Bebop.

I hate Reign, and wish it would get cancelled.

A SMITESTORM!™ reigns down lightning bolts on Szechuan's crotch.

*KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!*
*KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!* *KERBLAMMO!*