Hotel Drekifornia
Hotel Drekifornia
(Sung to the tune of "Hotel California", by the Eagles)
On a Midwestern highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of newbie blood
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway
I heard the OS bleep
And I was thinking to myself
Why is he turning me over his knee?
Then Veed gave me a spanking
And it showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Drekifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Go sit on Adam’s face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Drekifornia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
They’re probing Brinesrimp’s rear
Liniah’s titties are twisted
There’s a thumb up DV8’s end
There are a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That Wildfire calls ‘friends’
How they drink in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up Cazmonster
”Please return me my spine”
He said
”Looks like IC and his friend Bone are in a 69”
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
So they can have their way…
Welcome to the Hotel Drekiifornia
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
What’s that on Cash’s face?
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Drekifornia
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Marius’ naked thighs
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And Eva said
”I am just a prisoner here
Chained up to this device”
And in the Module’s chambers
They listen at the do’
“We can’t hear just what’s going on,
But he went in there with merlot.”
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
”Turn back,” said Bethyaga
It’s your turn to recieve
You can do your best to log out,
But the ungamungas never leave
On a Midwestern highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of newbie blood
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There he stood in the doorway
I heard the OS bleep
And I was thinking to myself
Why is he turning me over his knee?
Then Veed gave me a spanking
And it showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Drekifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Go sit on Adam’s face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Drekifornia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
They’re probing Brinesrimp’s rear
Liniah’s titties are twisted
There’s a thumb up DV8’s end
There are a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That Wildfire calls ‘friends’
How they drink in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up Cazmonster
”Please return me my spine”
He said
”Looks like IC and his friend Bone are in a 69”
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
So they can have their way…
Welcome to the Hotel Drekiifornia
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
What’s that on Cash’s face?
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Drekifornia
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Marius’ naked thighs
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And Eva said
”I am just a prisoner here
Chained up to this device”
And in the Module’s chambers
They listen at the do’
“We can’t hear just what’s going on,
But he went in there with merlot.”
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
”Turn back,” said Bethyaga
It’s your turn to recieve
You can do your best to log out,
But the ungamungas never leave
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Cazmonster does the song parody happy dance.
Cazmonster does the song parody happy dance.
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Definitely the spiky fetish heels, that way he can be six foot six and dead sexy.
Cazmonster pops a set of cyberspurs and goes digging in his head for the connection to the porn server.
Argh! I can't find it and I think I just activated the emergency Spice Girls defense MP3!
Cazmonster pops a set of cyberspurs and goes digging in his head for the connection to the porn server.
Argh! I can't find it and I think I just activated the emergency Spice Girls defense MP3!
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The cyberfreak grits his teeth, internalizes the ballad-style Spice Girls' songs and makes a Cell call to Spider Murphy.
Look Murph, I'm in a bit of a bind. My internal Black IC is about to shoot through my cerebral cortex and I can't give it the password. I'll hook you up with however much capital or security you want, just keep my brain from getting fried like Mongolian Sweetbreads.
The cyberfreak grits his teeth, internalizes the ballad-style Spice Girls' songs and makes a Cell call to Spider Murphy.
Look Murph, I'm in a bit of a bind. My internal Black IC is about to shoot through my cerebral cortex and I can't give it the password. I'll hook you up with however much capital or security you want, just keep my brain from getting fried like Mongolian Sweetbreads.
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