I have no life whatsoever.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:30 am

Yes! I have over ten percent of the total posts!

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:39 am

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:40 am

10.84

w00t!

(kill me....quickly)

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:48 am

Wolfen pulls out his Flakhammer and aims it at Eclipse's temple.

You know, strange as it seems, I don't think I really WANT to blow your head off now that you've asked. It just doesn't seem right to kill someone who's asking for it, and it takes all the fun out of it!

Damn you Eclipse! And your insidious mental shield!

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:49 am

bahahahaha

you can't kill me!

as long as i hold a 10% share i'm too damn powerful!!!!

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:24 am

Ok, i have just knocked eli out of the top spot, it's time to go to bed.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:43 am

*Breaks Eclipses knees*

Ha! You're still not dead.

*Looks at title*

Damn, I'm a tasty again!

*runs*

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:57 am

Wolfen looks at the fleeing Moonwolf, then down at the Flakhammer in his hand, then back up at the retreating figure. A big grin spreads across his face as he brings the sutoshotgun up to his shoulder and squeezes the trigger.

5 seconds of armour-piercing flechette laced fun later, there is no recognisable trace of Moonwolf.

Ahhhh. That's better

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 12:41 pm

Damn. This'll take FOREVER to regrow from! :cry

Over the course of an hour, the small pieces move together

Now, to reform.

A bolt of lightning arcs from the sky and Moonwolf is stood up again

I am reborn! :cyber

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 12:44 pm

Wolfen is impressed

Nice touch with the lightning there, a bit flashy for me but very impressive.

Throws a bottle of Jack over to Moonwolf, and opens another for himself

Bit quiet around here right now, wonder where everyne is...

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:46 pm

Ya know what.... now that the post counts are all reset... were all game for the CAZPIT.... Oh hell

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:53 pm

Thanks. I'm a mead man myself, but alcohol is always good. Good escape elsewhere by the way. You just can't get the moles these days you know.

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:19 pm

I'm 3.28% of Bulldrek! Yay me!

I want to be Utah. All the Mormons live in Utah. That'd be cool.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:21 pm

*licks himself*

"Damn I'm so tasty!"

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:22 pm

Do you realise how much money you could get for pics of that?

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:38 pm

Woolfen? Moon? What is this. Brit doggie week?

Or how you could get from people not to show pics of that?

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:36 pm

yes!

bulldrek is composed of 12.65% eclipse

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:38 pm

For some reason, Eclispe sounds like a megacorporate goon.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:39 pm

Flameblade...

I AM a megacorporate goon....

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:39 pm

that explains a lot.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:43 pm

Layoffs are kuul...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:43 pm

so...you lay people off to add more to your own stock shares?

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:46 pm

no, i lay off people to add to my boss's stock shares...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:46 pm

and soon as you take over, you will steal boss's stocks, eh?

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:48 pm

shhhhhhhhhh...

don't reveal my master plan!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:00 pm

*shuts up*

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:54 pm

I'm only 1.22% of Bulldrek. That will change in good time.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:07 am

I'm much higher than you, Silent Sniper. You poor widdle whing.

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 3:44 am

/is angry that he was in school for six hours of time that he could have been posting.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 4:07 am

Bah, that just means that your priorities are messed up.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:45 pm

E officially scares me.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:20 pm

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:27 pm

Cazmonster sprouts some cyberspurs and punches Eclipse square in the smilie.

I hope that hurts, you suck ass.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:40 pm

Watches Eclipse bleed copiously

Now, you just know THAT had to hurt.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:16 pm

no. not particularly, it's not like it hasn't happened before...

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 2:03 pm

*takes a knife and slices E's forearm open*

It happens to him all the time. *hands the knife back to E*

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 4:04 pm

<i>Hands E some dynamite, lit</i>

Here you go, have a candle. It's good for your karma you know.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:04 pm

Oh than you!

passes the dynamite off to cash

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:42 pm

Hot Potato!

voz · Post by **voz** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:26 pm

*slices off hands so voz cannot carry the potatoes.*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:27 pm

*grabs dynamite and stuffs it in voz's pants.*

You can't remove it because you don't have hands.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:31 pm

Pours superglue down into Voz's pants

Just how long is this fuse anyway?

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:19 am

It has the slow burning fuse, don't worry, keep putting that superglue on, you have plenty of tim..............KERBLAMMO!

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:24 am

He has a hell of a head start.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:27 am

The explosion throws pieces of Voz in all directions along with a huge amount of superglue, the mixture coats everything and everyone within 100yards of the thread.

Wolfen is briefly glimpsed at about 250ft and still climbing, he did not look at all happy

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 9:27 am

*Looks up, and would whistle, but kittens can't whistle.*

Wow, when was the last time I saw a guy do that?

Oh right, last week, when the catapult malfunctioned.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 9:40 am

nah, it was earlier than that, I think it was tuesday when caz accidentally ignited the swamp gas he was standing in.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:04 pm

No, Kwyn's right. And I have to speak to the maker of the catapult about that. It took me all week to walk back here.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:07 pm

Waaaaaaaaahhhh!

Ka-THUMP!

Wolfen plummets down from a great height and lands on Cash, driving him into the ground up to his armpits

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:17 pm

you know, it really is hard to find a good catapult these days. But I do hear that acme is relesing their new KeRSplaT Line. The KeRSplaT 6000 is supposed to be top of the line as they go.

Knocks wolfen over and then Pees on him.

Paladin

I have no life whatsoever.

I have no life whatsoever.

:|

We must stop him.