Eva's p1k, or: Anal Sex: Fact or Fiction?

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:50 am

I think we'll need Megan's input for this one. She's the expert on llamas.

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:54 am

That was a sheep shot there Eva

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 11:59 am

Ooooh! That was painful, Jacks. That /hurt/.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:01 pm

is not touching that comment since he thought in the old dayus he was the one that always swung things around to anal sex.....

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:01 pm

I aim to please.

Don't mind me. I"m a bahahad one.

I'll try not to hog the thread though. Please. Continue

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:02 pm

Round these here parts, you don't need much swinging to get to anal sex.

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:06 pm

This is true. Some what disturbing but true. I wonder how many people here that seem so overly fixated on it have actually tried it.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:06 pm

Esp with threads devoted to it....

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:07 pm

Jackal wrote:This is true. Some what disturbing but true. I wonder how many people here that seem so overly fixated on it have actually tried it.

You would think that after trying it, you'd be done with devotion reeeeeal fast.

Wait.

I overshared again, didn't I?

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:11 pm

A matter of opinion. Education is always the key. Someone that has sharing isn't always a bad thing.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:12 pm

that depends on who is driving Eva

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:14 pm

So many ways to take that. I think I'll let someone esle comment.

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:14 pm

^5s the Kink muchly!

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:16 pm

Never done it. Can't get past the messy part in my head.

A friend of mine who has claims that once they gave it up (she) the interest in other, umm...orifices diminshes.

~A~

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:18 pm

Yeah, a friend of mine has the same thing, which is sort of a drag when she meets new guys.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:20 pm

yes but does she drive as well as she rides Eva?

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:26 pm

I'd have to ask her.

Do you want her phone number, Sin? It'll be international charges, but some things are worth the money.

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:29 pm

you know that reminds me. A buddy of mine came back from the navy and announced he was gay. So, ok...he was my friend before, so...ok... still is today.

We do this medieval reenactment thing where we have large campouts all summer. He hangs out with this B/G group sometimes. But half the time he comes over to my encampment, grabs a beer, puts in a dip of snuff (he's SUCH a "good ol' boy") and says,
"I just had to get outta there, just too much estrogen in the air"

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:32 pm

Eva wrote:
Do you want her phone number, Sin? It'll be international charges, but some things are worth the money.

nope I get plenty here....

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 12:43 pm

W call 'em phone books...

Ampere::

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 2:21 pm

So you can stand on them while doing it, Cash?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:37 pm

That or they pile them up under him to get at the choice parts...

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:51 pm

you know that reminds me. A buddy of mine came back from the navy and announced he was gay. So, ok...he was my friend before, so...ok... still is today

funny how that works. I had an ex who discovered he was bi-sexual when he came back from the Navy too. we also discovered that his testicles glow in the dark and we have no idea how it happened or why. it wasn't like that before he joined.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 3:55 pm

A lot of the bigger ships are powered by nuclear reactors, I believe. Probably just a leak somewhere

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:07 pm

too bad the leak couldn't have melted his brain instead

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 6:28 pm

Who says it didn't?

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Mon Aug 26, 2002 10:15 pm

LMAO Wow. Words can not describe how cool it is to be mentioned like that in the first post.

[anoying]Hell, yeah!!!![/anoying] *grin*

Cash wrote:W call 'em phone books...

lol

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 1:47 pm

It's be funnier with another e in there.

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 2:20 pm

I really wanted to make a comment about trying to work out /where/ to insert the E for maximum effect... but I thought Eclipse might not like it.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:26 pm

mmmmm...anal sex....

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:28 pm

I really need to start spending more time around here.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:29 pm

Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... anal sex!!!!

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:30 pm

Well, I guess now we all know how to attract Big Jim's interest.

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:35 pm

Among other ways. Give me a good Webgame and I'm in as well.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:40 pm

mmmmm....llamas....

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:41 pm

Surely it'd be more efficient to combine the two forms of recreation...

(Except the likely results are too frightening to contemplate.)

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:43 pm

Hrm....Deev knows about the llamas...I'm certain he agrees with me... :evil

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:47 pm

Being able to do both at the same time? I now have a new quest.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:13 am

Liniah wrote:mmmmm....llamas....

mmmmm....ass....

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:26 am

w00t! ANAL SEX!

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 11:27 am

Anal Ape Sex?

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 12:33 pm

Why does Caz come to mind?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:53 pm

The big flashing APE SEX button probably has something to do with it.

Fortune · Post by **Fortune** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 2:08 am

The title of this thread really should be Anal Sex: Fact or Friction!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 10:12 pm

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 1:04 am

Mmmm....sand lube.....

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 4:39 am

How about some glass, too. Makes it slipperier.

Marius · Post by **Marius** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 6:45 am

[blur][glow]Butt Sex ![/glow][/blur]

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 8:05 am

Can we get a flashing logo of that?

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 8:22 am

Just remember kids, [glow]E-Z Lube[/glow] and [glow]AstroGlide[/glow] are good, Tiger Balm (or as an ex referred to it, Tiger Blam) is bad!

And as for the actual hygiene and comfort issues, condoms, enemas and tenderness help. If you're fixated on it in the bedroom then quite possibly you've got major issues. Hmm I think i'll stop here before I volunteer TMI. Basically, in my experience, it's not something you approach on the spur of the moment or just because one of you wants to try it. There's an awful lot of trust, patience and thoughtfulness involved or there should be. And for chrisake, don't try it as an alternative for birth control.

Pete