HELP!! I'm scared!!

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:30 am

www.amihot.com/mypage.asp?popup=no&photoid=86825

MooCow
The scared cow

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:55 am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*The piercing wail of Gizmo shatters Moo's eardrums and causes cow-brains to leak out his ears*

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:10 am

mmmm....cow brains......

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:14 am

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:36 am

Fear photoshop

Reika · Post by **Reika** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 4:22 am

Damn, I thought I was scary![/b]

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 4:59 am

I have seen some scary things in my time. But that about takes the taco.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:26 pm

That's vile! I feel dirty.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:49 pm

Hey...you single?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:33 pm

Better question, you human?

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:40 pm

Nope, why?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:13 pm

Beware of cyborgs then. Asimov's law does not apply to you.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:14 pm

I need oxygen...I need oxygen...fire extinughising.....asdfas.df.a.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:15 pm

Go out and buy yourself a rebreather like everyone else. Why should you get special treatment just because you can't breath?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:16 pm

Light me...Light me.....arrrrrrrrgh

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:18 pm

*Flicks his zippo a few times but it's out of fluid* So sorry.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:19 pm

fuuuuuuuuuck!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:19 pm

Yes, yes you are.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:20 pm

*dies*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:22 pm

*Pokes the corpse with a stick*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:23 pm

*shakes with each poke*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:24 pm

*Drives his car into the thread and uses the jumper cables to link the body to his battery*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:25 pm

*shakes violently with shock*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:26 pm

Hmm... *Slots his Necromancy skill chip and brings FB back from the dead to serve as his loyal slave*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:26 pm

Urgggggggh...

Drool?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:28 pm

Yes, welcome to your un-life. Now go cause evil things to other people.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:29 pm

*rips Daki's femur apart.*

Droooool! Arggggh! Argggggh!

*walks up to a black monolith and tosses the bone up.*

Arggggggh

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:31 pm

*hops around on one leg* Not ME you witless moron!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:32 pm

*scampers back to Daki and puts a femur back in.*

*scampers to rip a femur out of Henry and Voz's legs and walks back to the black monolith.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:43 pm

Daki wrote: *hops around on one leg* Not ME you witless moron!

Daki's my favorite necromancer ever.

Cazmonster reanimates a horde of zombies who's job it is to follow Daki around and make him look cool and kinda spooky. Oh, and they eat brains on command too.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:48 am

What the? Uncle Frank? Cousin Billy? Damnit Caz, stop reanimating my dead family memebers!

The Traveler · Post by **The Traveler** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:00 am

This thread makes my brain hemhorrage.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:30 am

*high-fives Moo*

Good job!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:00 pm

*Looks at the zombies following him* I've always wanted to have lackeys! Now go eat LDH's brain!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:40 pm

*The zombies jump LDH in an alleyway and one of them taps on his skull* No Brainsssss...... Need Brainsssss....*They leave the confused LDH in the alleyway, broken and a bit chewed on, but otherwise entact*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:42 am

THAT THING IS NOT FEMALE!!!! ITS A MAN WITH A GOOD BODY AND NICE BOOBS!!!! THAT IS WRONG!!!!

:plode

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:55 am

Is your real name Sharon?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat May 25, 2002 3:26 am

Yep, turns out that the leader of Isreal posts here once in a while, and rather inanely at that.