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Posts hurt me, I think. :wideeyes
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I have no problem with this. I thus elevated myself to something akin to Enlightened (hahah) at RPG.net.

Tasty is as tasty does. Of course. (Look Ma, a Gump-ism. Oooh, ain't I clever? :P) Yea, for tho' I may elevate mine status, I shall be forever tasty. Especially with peanut butter.
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shamelessness is a virtue.
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Damn, I thought it was a requirement.
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*Strips voz and FB naked, then dumps them into the Pit of Horny Bi-Sexual Vixens he's been keeping for days like these.*

Then you need more practice.
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*looks up vixen in the dictionary*

Cool! Females.
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Post count = post count +1
The 86 Rules of Boozing

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
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Post count= Post count+1
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Post count = post count +1
The 86 Rules of Boozing

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
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pump PUMP PUMP!
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Pump up MY volume!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pump up the valuum!
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valium, my dear. You guys all need one.

So I can take over post count MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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More spooky time-stream knotted goodness?
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Pump it! Pump it! Uh uh uh!
<hr>Forsooth, I feel thy utterance in mine codpiece, churl. Lies worthy of the most befouled bitch. A cor! A dirty cor! What, be it in jest or in truth, manner of dumbfuckery is this?
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Now I feel dirty...
<hr>Forsooth, I feel thy utterance in mine codpiece, churl. Lies worthy of the most befouled bitch. A cor! A dirty cor! What, be it in jest or in truth, manner of dumbfuckery is this?
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Gotta keep posting, though!
<hr>Forsooth, I feel thy utterance in mine codpiece, churl. Lies worthy of the most befouled bitch. A cor! A dirty cor! What, be it in jest or in truth, manner of dumbfuckery is this?
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Pumpin' pumpin' pumpin', keep those postcounts pumpin', pumpin' pumpin' pumpin', pump high...
<hr>Forsooth, I feel thy utterance in mine codpiece, churl. Lies worthy of the most befouled bitch. A cor! A dirty cor! What, be it in jest or in truth, manner of dumbfuckery is this?
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Appears in a blue flash at one end of the thread, is flung by an invisible force in the direction of GTM, uppercuts GTM square in the jaw as he flies past at 500 mph and vanishes out the other end of the thread at an improbability of 39482 to .38982*b^9.

A split second later the jinx (hey I came up with a new 'drekker power, yay) logded in GTM's jaw by the punch activates and the Mage goes :plode
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[voiceclass=Vader]Impressive.[/voiceclass]
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:)
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<irrelevant post>
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*Runs through the thread with Moto's boots on his head*

A woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.
Chocolate sauce on a buttery nipple. *Bliss*
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*Giives chase*
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*handcuffs moto to a lamppost*
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*Handcuffs Eclipse to Moto.*
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*Heats up the lampost.*
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*Freezes Eclipse.*
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*Drops Eclipse, Moto, and the lampost into the ocean.*
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Eclipse slowly thaws...
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Post Count = Post Count + 1 times the square root of a piece of cherry pie
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I'd rather have chocolate pie.
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banana creme for me please.
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Somebody get us some damn pie!
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wolfen! boy!

fetch us the pie!
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You can't go wrong with pie.Pie makes it all better.

*Hits Eclipse with a cherry pie*

FOOD FIGHT!
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Eclipse throws the deadly sea urchin pie at Nightsky.
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*Uses telekinesis to throw cow pies at Nightsky and Eclipse.*
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Eclipse just throws the cow at Kwyndig.
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