A Bulldrek Anthem


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A Bulldrek Anthem

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(To the tune of "Rollin." Some of the words don't quite fit the rhyme structure or rythym, but it's usually pretty fucking close. )

Allright, drekkers.
Keep on postin', baby.
You know what time it is.

Throw your hands up
Ladies and Gentlemen
Random Driveby
Keep on postin', baby

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Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
What?
Keep postin', postin', postin, postin'
Come on!
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
Yeah
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'

Now I know y'all be lovin' this board right here
B-U-L-L
Bulldrek is right here!
Weirdos in the house, kill something with ass-hair
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
Yeah!

1-2-3 Goths piss the Elf off
But don't you ever scoff or he'll curse his head off
So, where you're testes at?
Punk, blown the fuck off
Now post your ass off
Or we'll rip your arms off

Throw your hands up

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Keep postin, postin, postin, postin
What?
Keep postin', postin', postin, postin'
Come on!
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
Yeah!
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'

You wanna mess with Cazmonster? (Yeah!)
You can't mess with Cazmonster! (Why?)
Because he'll blow you up! (When?)
Every day and every night! (Oh.)
See that purple thing right there? (Yeah.)
Well that's him, you better run! (What?)
He'll let the Unga-Mungas
Know where you are ahead of time (D'oh!)

Oh yeah, the crew's set
So don't complain yet
24/7, haven't finished with the n00b yet
Deep Resonance guys make him a bloody carpet
Then heal it
Throw the n00b into the Caz-Pit

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Come on!
Keep postin', postin', postin, postin'
What?
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
Yeah!
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'

Hey Dragons
Hey Kittens
And other 'drekkers that are not quite human
Now 3-2
And a_e
Are really the self-same person
We'll kill him
Or maim her
But they'll be back four posts later
Smite! makes a
KER-BLAM-MO!
And your left testicle just disappears

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Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
Yeah!
Keep postin', postin', postin', postin'
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Post by JetPlane »

Must I be the first one to reply to this?

Come on, guys, this song rocks.

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Post by DigiPrincess »

Hey, maybe if I ever go to a Gathering I'll set up a studio and I can mix it down for y'all. I'd just have to find someone to do the music. Can any of you guys actually..well, whatever they call Limp Bizkit does?
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Post by Cash »

After enough alcohol, I'm sure we'd try...ability or not. :)
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Post by Sorrow »

Hmm, good question. What DO you call "what LB does"?
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Post by Cash »

Making money. Fred Durst could afford to make us "disappear." :)
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*vanishes*
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Post by Cash »

When I read what Sal made, I keep expecting the Undertaker to enter...
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Post by DigiPrincess »

Yo yo yo, mic check. I'm Fred Dernst payin' the bills.
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Kickass.

And have to say, if Messir Durst were to come rollin up on the Gathering, there would be a lot of drowned thicknecked guys with scicillain accents.
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That is so cool
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Post by Bishop »

Impressive....Most impressive.
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Thank, you, thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal, and tip your waitresses!
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Post by Kitt »

Do you know that veal is baby cows who have spent their lives with their heads chained to the ground so they can't move?????





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Do you know that Salvation was making a direct reference to SHREK?
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Post by DigiPrincess »

Philosophical point: Can you really justify our hate for veal, if the animal was created by humans for humans?
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Kitt wrote: Do you know that veal is baby cows who have spent their lives with their heads chained to the ground so they can't move?????
Do you know that real veal is a fetal cow?
Caz wrote: Do you know that Salvation was making a direct reference to SHREK?
Well, the wording isn't exact. But it's pretty close.
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Salvation122 wrote:
Kitt wrote: Do you know that veal is baby cows who have spent their lives with their heads chained to the ground so they can't move?????
Do you know that real veal is a fetal cow?
Caz wrote: Do you know that Salvation was making a direct reference to SHREK?
Well, the wording isn't exact. But it's pretty close.
Argh!

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And the "tip your waitresses" thing is mine too.
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Post by Memory »

*bumps* this thread form page 7 since it's sister thread has gained notoriety again
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Keep SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;!
Yeah!
Keep SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;!
What?
Keep SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;! SMITIN'&#8482;!
Come On!
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Post by WillyGilligan »

Ah, if only.
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