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In the spirit of the season...

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...and because I'm bored out of my mind, who would win in the following fight:

Robot Santa, from Futurama

vs.

Alien Santa, from Sluggy


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Alien Santa, hands down. If it can do all that damage to BunBun, it can sure as hell take out a robot Santa.
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Ah, but robot santa from Futurama would have plenty of lethal nerf guns so I think robot santa would win even though alien santa is cooler.
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Robot Santa, easier to rebulid and repair. Plus, we can use the technology from the future that's used in the Terminators to make liquid robot Santas.
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We aren't talking about just any old robot Santa, we're talking about the one from Futurama.
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Of course we are, Futurama is the funk bomb. I'm just saying that we can use the same technology demonstrated in the Terminator line of cyborgs. Applied to Robo Santa, he would be unstoppable.
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Isn't he already unstoppable?
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No... Fry stopped/evaded him at least twice.

Of course, they did that with terminators too
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