Alas, the time draws nigh..
Alas, the time draws nigh..
I have been working so hard at getting the whole first page. I'm almost there. And now
*dramatic pause*
People show up. It's now 5:37. What a long strange trip it's been...
*busts into singing Dead songs for a while*
Oh, what was I saying...
Right! People have come so I've probably stayed up waaay past my bed time for nothing! Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :cry :cry :cry
*dramatic pause*
People show up. It's now 5:37. What a long strange trip it's been...
*busts into singing Dead songs for a while*
Oh, what was I saying...
Right! People have come so I've probably stayed up waaay past my bed time for nothing! Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :cry :cry :cry
<center><font face="monospace" color=#0099FF font size="-1">one more blue sunny day</font></center>
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
It's one thing to post pump. But bringing back threads from the days of the Dork? Oi. You really have a lot of time on your hands.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
Gee Nightsky.... I never knew you cared. :cry
*Awaits his aforementioned hug.*
*Awaits his aforementioned hug.*
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What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
Gee... I feel warm and fuzzy all over.... hey, wait a sec.......YEOW!!!!!!
Damn you LDH!
Damn you LDH!
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What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
*Discovers that all his clothing is ripped away leaving him completely naked.*
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What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 591
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:25 pm
- Location: Cedar Rapids, IA
Mission accomplished :evilThe Grand Crusader wrote:Mental images I didn't need, thanks.
*Puts on the chicken suit and begins chasing Cash around the thread while making loud, exaggerated, chicken noises.*
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What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?