Alas, the time draws nigh..


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Liniah
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Alas, the time draws nigh..

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I have been working so hard at getting the whole first page. I'm almost there. And now




*dramatic pause*










People show up. It's now 5:37. What a long strange trip it's been...

*busts into singing Dead songs for a while*




Oh, what was I saying...



Right! People have come so I've probably stayed up waaay past my bed time for nothing! Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! :cry :cry :cry
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Post by Kitt »

It's one thing to post pump. But bringing back threads from the days of the Dork? Oi. You really have a lot of time on your hands.
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Post by Liniah »

It's been my speciality since the days of DR. Ah, yes, resurecting.... it's quite refreshing, you should try it sometime.
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You can dig up some really, really stupid silly idiotic things. Yet each one of them is like a warm fuzzy memory. Like a jar of mustard you left out in the sun. Hug it well before it crawls away.
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Gee Nightsky.... I never knew you cared. :cry

*Awaits his aforementioned hug.*
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*Hugs Syko, and accidently lights him on fire*

Ooops.
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Gee... I feel warm and fuzzy all over.... hey, wait a sec.......YEOW!!!!!!

Damn you LDH!
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*puts out Syko with a *high* pressure firehose*
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*Discovers that all his clothing is ripped away leaving him completely naked.*
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Post by The Grand Crusader »

TGC grabs a large mallet and pounds Sykoholic into the ground like a tent peg.

Mental images I didn't need, thanks.

TGC reaches into his long coat and pulls out a chicken suit for Syko

Best I can do. <snicker>
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The Grand Crusader wrote:Mental images I didn't need, thanks.
Mission accomplished :evil

*Puts on the chicken suit and begins chasing Cash around the thread while making loud, exaggerated, chicken noises.*
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Post by Nightsky »

Like there's one person on bulldrek that hasn't posted in the nude before.
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