The Beef Song


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The Beef Song

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(sung to the tune of drunken vikings and marching music)

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beef Beef Beef
Now I see Beef!
And so it is Good!
Now I think I willl eat
Rather if I could!

YAY!

BEEF!

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beefy Beef!
It's so good and tender!
Beefy Beef Beef!
Some warm what a splender!

Don't you wish every day you had beef in your hand
For then we could all be kings among man
So with our beef we shall conquer the world!
And make them all eat Squirrel!

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef and Eggs!
It's so Beefy!
Yes it is!
Even Eggy Beefy!

Beef n Eggs Beef n Eggs beef and Eeeeggsssss!

Scramble'em boil'em poach'em and boil them in oil
It doesn't matter if add soil because its still....
BEEF n EGGS!

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beef Beef Beef

How long has it been there what if its bad?
We should not eat it or we'll have been had!
What this late not on your nads!
Oh chew a sock and drink more BEER!

Beer beer beer beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer

Beer makes it good makes the beefy more beefy
So beefy it's like eating a big rear!

Beef n Beer! Beef n Beer! Beef n BEEEERRRRRRR!

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beef Beef Beef

Beefy beef and Eggy Eggs with Beery Beer and lots of strife!

Gonads!

NO!.....

BEEF!

Beef n Beer, sasuages, Eggs, POTATOES, bunyons...

Bunyons!?

I'm just funnin.

Beef Beef Beef Beef
Beef Beef Beef Beef

When your hungry and you know it reach for the slab and touch no tit

For it's BEEEEeeeeeFFFFF!

*bows*
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Post by Cash »

From the Reverend Horton Heat::

Eat Steak


Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might


Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill


Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo"


Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup


Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump


Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
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Post by Liniah »

I know I roast beef song. It's sung in a round with three groups. The first group goes 'ugh, roast beef. ugh, roast beef' over and over again. The next group goes 'chicken pot pie. chicken pot pie. chicken pot pie.' over and over. The third group goes 'nah nah nah nah nah nah nah' in the tune of 'Did you ever see a lassie'. It's quite amusing.
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Excuse me, Liniah, but you are standing on my beef.
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That's gotta hurt.
Pax Romana, Motherfucker.
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Post by Liniah »

Oh, I'm sorry.

*stomp*


I'll get off now.

*steps to the side*
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Pain! Such incredible pain!

Thank you sir! May I have another?
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Bring out the UNGABUNGA's for a real meat stomping!
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What's Captain Caveman have to do with the Ungamunga Troll Brigade?
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