P2f'nK

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:33 am

Ok, now, where are the strippers and the beer and the people and the cake and the so on and so forth? Hmm? I can't wait all day for my P2K party!
*waits and starts dancing to the music that isnt playing*

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:01 am

*A giant cake is wheeled in, and Kwyndig jumps out of it.*

Hi, congratulations!

*Kwyndig snaps his claws, and a few dozen kegs of beer fall from the sky, crushing him.*

Ow... I need to work on my aim...

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 6:39 pm

Dammit. If it weren't for the damned college life, I'd'a been celebratin' my P2K by now.

Never let it be said that TGC's online self doesn't like to be drunk. As a matter of fact, three kegs have disappeared in the last five minutes...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:03 pm

College is no excuse! Look at my post count. Now laziness, that's an excuse. So is being drunk.

*Slams back a keg of vodka*

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:59 am

*SIGH*

Alright, parents, webcomics, and a budding libido kills posting, alright?

*Knocks back a jug of moonshine.*

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:13 am

A real post monkey would upgrade his computer so he could post like mad aaaanndd deal with those things simultaneously.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:23 pm

Can't upgrade my computer, owe too much money to debt collectors.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:47 pm

You *do* know that this thread died about a decade ago, right?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:16 pm

The booze is still good.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 4:57 pm

This is Bulldrek. Resurrecting threads is a common thing here...

TGC is too busy ogling the succubus strippers to continue

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:14 pm

*LDH downs some more booze and starts to get up on stage with the strippers*

Woooo! Boobiesh!