Help your local Monster

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:42 pm

Well I guess three people can count as a team. Up! Up! And AWAY!

*LDH begins to march backwards to Caz's lair*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:23 pm

Cazmonster cackles incoherently and hooks a pair of battery leads to his pink pearlescent gooey pile of sex putty.

Soon, all of nature will quail at your power. But I must make sure to set up a warm reception for any who might try to take you from me.

He scampers downstairs to set up some comfortable furniture, canapes and a potables cart. All of which contain incredibly deadly traps.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:28 pm

Charge!

Have no fear of Caz's traps! We have LDH to set them off for us.

*throws LDH in first*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:48 pm

Ha! You fools will never get into my castle laboratory! Not if you can't figure out how to make doors work!

The cyberfreak heaves epithets down at the invaders, and watches one of them bounce off of Lord Death Hand's skull. The flaming skeleton has managed to get impaled on his giant brass doorknocker.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:31 pm

*looks at the door*

Now what the hell was this knob for?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 5:32 pm

*LDH curses any and all that can hear him, which pretty much consists of the door and a random furry woodland creature. The door falls over from the vicious verbal attack and the furry woodland creature just explodes in a shower of tears. LDH slowly unimpales himself*

Alright the door is open, so now on to the traps!

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:41 pm

Right! The traps!

*kicks LDH through the doorway*

Let me know when you've found them all!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:31 pm

*LDH looks around the entrance to Caz's lair*

I only see some comfy looking furniture and a few other things. Nothing to dangerous at all really. Except maybe that cushy looking chair over there. I better sit on it and make sure it's safe.

*LDH wanders over to a chair and flumps on it*

Nope, this one is nice and safe.

*LDH yawns and stretches his arms*

Mmmm...nice and comfy.....think I'll take a nap.

*LDH passes out*

JASHook · Post by **JASHook** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:00 pm

*Shakes LDH*

Wake up, you may have a coma, and sleeping is the worst thing you could do.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:23 am

*Starts digging a hole in Caz's front yard*

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:00 am

Don't dig there!.....that's where i buried the bodies. You'll wake up the zombies.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:10 pm

There's a horrible welter of flaming blood and bone flinders as the Oakland Bandersnatch trap hidden within the comfy chair fires and smashes LDH's shoulders into his knees.

Now! Now my furnishing minions! Attack!!!

Three ottomans open ugly snaggly mouths full of timber-teeth and leap on JAS Hook. There's gunfire and explosives launched as well, turning the sitting room into a room full of sitting ducks.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:20 pm

Quack....

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:36 pm

Mad Ottoman! Get the fuzzbusters!

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:16 pm

*Finds a zombie, gives it a shovel and instructs it to join the battle inside.*
*Zombie refuses*
*Threatens the zombie and makes rude comments about it's family and farm animals*
*Zombie refuses, holding out it's open worm-eaten hand, palm up.*
*Gives the zombie fifty dollars and gets back to digging, grumbling about the undead unions.*

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:04 am

Stupid zombies! No unions! No unions! now get out of your holes and eat brains! Or we'll hire scabs! Midget Zombie Scabs!

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:29 am

Midget Zombie goodness. w00t!

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:50 am

What's great is they work for half the pay. Pun intended.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:33 pm

*LDH the undead duck wanders around Caz's lair pecking at things*

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:20 am

That's it. Attack my undead midget zombies! Attack! Nibble their knees!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:26 pm

How's that treehouse coming along? *looks up at the destroyed tree* I see...