Teams: SKynet vs. the Matrix

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:46 pm

Red Team: You are Skynet, time-travelling cyborged android terminators!

Blue Team: You are the Matrix, aritifical intelligence driven human-powered robots!

White Team: You are the human resistance. You're grungy, filthy, and mean as Hell. Fight for survival on all battlefields!

Choose a team. Send your forces to crush enemy players. Go now!

Jesus Fucking Christ · Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:26 am

How about I just get my dad down here to kick all your asses?

Nietzsche · Post by **Nietzsche** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:29 am

I killed your Dad, tasty bitch.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:34 am

I'll be on the white team but only if I get to be the Overman. I will teach man he is something to be overcome.

Jesus Fucking Christ · Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:28 am

Because you wrote some books and essays that artist and philosohphers read and like? I often ask myself why I died for you. And I CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT.

Nietzsche · Post by **Nietzsche** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:34 am

You died because you're God's little bitch, old son.

Jesus Fucking Christ · Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:40 am

And you are a monkey, who can talk. Woofuckinghoo.

Nietzsche · Post by **Nietzsche** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:43 am

You shouldn't tlak about your Mama like that

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:31 pm

Atragon walks in, beats both Nietzche and JFC into a bloody pulp with a meat tenderizer, shapes their remains into patties and fires up the grill

Anyone up for Tasty Burgers?

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:47 pm

Yeah.. I want cheese on mine. *opens a beer* I love fresh meat burgers!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:28 pm

Oh well. It was a neat idea.

Gimme a Jesus burger. Eat of his flesh and I go to Heaven!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:53 pm

Gimmie one of each and add some hot sauce!
*Kitt rolls out a giant vat of ice cold milk* And I don't mean the pussy style hot sauce. I want to have to drain this entire vat to cool my mouth.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:18 pm

Atragon grills up the patties and serves them out, for Kitt, Atragon adds a single drop of special hot sauce, aged for 500 years...

Burgers are ready!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:38 pm

Am I too late for a burger? If not I'd like a double tasty burger. One JFC patty and one Nietzsche patty. Hold the mustard and pickels and add lots of cheese if you would please. After that I want to be a T-1000 if it is still at all possible to get back to the main point of this thread.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 7:22 pm

Not at all, I've still got some Tasty Meat left...

Atragon shapes two more patties and grills them up for LDH. After handing the burger to LDH he adds...

Though I'm not really sure what'll happen when they start to regenerate...

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:53 am

Oh! I want White team. Can't very well stick your dick in the other two and enjoy it.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:34 pm

Thats terrible! And just for that, I'm joining some other team...
*Kitt looks at the three colors and panics*
Where's green?!?! I guess...blue then?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:49 pm

Hrmmm.....can Green Team be the aliens from ALIENS?

*Gets ready to burst from someone's chest*