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Ancient History
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Calm before the Storm

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Ancient History pisses on a nearby Bush.
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AH begins making voodoo dolls of various Bulldrekkers
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Double poster!

*Kwyndig bites AH in the shin.*
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Kwyndig...

Do you realize that AH carries a voodoo doll of you in his pants pocket...located somewhere around the shin? Well, too bad. You just inflicted extreme pain on yourself.
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Flameblade.

Did you know that voodoo doesn't work if you don't believe in it, and that I don't believe in it?
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Ah, but however, you believed in voodoo dolls long time ago.

Yep, old DRF bulldrek, I think. I think. Yeah, you did.

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AH curses a blue streak as his shin bleeds, turning a random Bulldrekker into a Smurf(or SMurfette, as gender is still dominant in the morphic field).
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*Kicks about on a bench just as he's turned into a blue short skeleton*

What the hell?
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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*Kitt walks in and is shocked by the voice of LDH coming from a miniature, blue body.*
GAH!
*pants, then snickers uncontrollably*
Does uh, that mean he has blue balls?
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*The minature blue LDH grabs the nearest mushroom house and hurls it at Kitt*
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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*grabs a chunk of a nearby mushroom house and eats it*


Mmmmmm...hallucinogenic.
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