Bulldrek v3.0

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And me. But then, I always worry...

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urgh.

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If it wasn't for work, I'd have stopped you. Nothing against you, just that I saw what you were doing and figured that spoiling a thing of beauty is much easier than post pumping your way to page dominance. Good job, though, and good luck in your new single-ness. It sucks, it'll get 'better', I thin...

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Hehe..."pet porn".

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Wasn't that Hightower's chant in one of the Police Academy movies? Third, I think?

And Eli, you really should get the double-footed boots. They cut down on the hoofing, and increase the intimacy.

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Daki: Fear the joke grenade.

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Good luck. Just be glad you can be there for her. My kids seem to like getting sick when I'm tdy. Sometimes in an infection cycle where one's getting it after the other two are just getting over it. My wife cries when I leave and I'm not sure why....

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Heh. You said 'diddle'.

Oh yeah. Balls!

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I have this image of Daki pointing his arm at Caz and a loud "Super! Thanks for asking!" is heard throughout the docking bay. But that could just be the ludes.

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Mine's December 13.

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"Yo, that cracker be acting like he's all asian and shit."
"That boy is whiiiite! Cant he see tat"

"Wassup my yellow brothers?!" <WHAM!>

-badly quoted from Not Another Teen Movie.

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...what else are you supposed to do, let your jay poop on the rug? <wa-WAAA>

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<voice class=little child> Is Pistons going to die?</voice class>

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Attaches a cat cadavre to chase the rat, a dead doggy to chase the cat, a cow corpse to get the dog, and then a horse......

...it's dead of course. (now whatever happened to that fly....)

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Actually, I think it's ingenious. If you're using mostly diseased cattle corpses, than it's better than infecting local vermin with whatever they have by leaving them out in a field somewhere, and burning them is pretty wasteful. Might as well make use of whatever you can. Now, if I could just figur...

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Gurgi IS scary. My 2 year old had the croup. Guess who she sounded like? I tried to teach her to say munchins and crunchins, but she wouldn't go for it.

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They were more likely to do it back then. Back then: Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Black Cauldron. Evil witches, undead armies, magic, tragedy, heroism. Now: Lion King, Lilo & Stitch, Tarzan, Mulan. They've decided to pursue cultural diversity (not altogether a bad thing) and turned evil villains...

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WOLVERINE!!!!!!!1

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Don't feel so bad. I sat up in front row for that movie. With my parents.

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The Codex

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What got me was the spider sense. It's an integral part of how Spiderman works, so they put it in the movie. Really, it's the only reason, even with the strength and agility, that he gets through fights the way he does. However, after they establish it, they forget about it. The Goblin should not h...

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Aaaaand Gloom.

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Not to be sophomoric, but do you grow your own food or do you buy it from a store? The reason I ask is that public roads would seem to me to factor into the price you pay for food, since the farmers can get to market faster and easier, and it gets on the shelves of your grocery store in some form of...

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That's pretty cool. Although I'd be pretty proud of the whole thing. I mean, they had a war with no atrocities commited (minus the kidnapping that started it), all POW's returned, and not even executing traitors. The only concession they recieved was more recognition of their sovereignty. It looks l...

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Cash: I hadn't heard anything about that. When did this happen?

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Daki wrote:

Is there any country in the world that does not have something in their past they are ashamed of?

Maybe Sealand, but do they (or just the guy who owns it) have much to be proud of, either?

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Daki=hermaphrodite?!?!?!

(hops into a portable hole)

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You're forgetting something. Your world is not the real world. Evan's world is not the real world. There is no special 'real world', where the Truth lives. Most people will have a gun pointed at them no more than once or twice in their lives (for the gun controlled, substitute any form of violence y...

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A conservative viewpoint: niggers are wrong. Start off with the disclaimer. I am not hereby proclaiming, libeling, slandering, pandering, meandering, or even gerrymandering modern conservatives as being necessarily or even exclusively racist. Nor am I stating, debating, or bear-bating that the follo...

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Oh, when I saw the title I thought that Eliot Gould had died. Thank god.

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Which is somewhat understandable. A lot of potential terrorists, 'sleepers', and generally bad people (to be simplistic) would have to come over through falsified documents. When things are quiet, you let security slide to make way for conveniance. So you can take care of minor glitches easily, beca...

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I watched Only the Strong again recently, but the description of the movie read something like "A man comes home and teaches young boys to dance." Made it sound naughty. And, I saw Dragonslayer the first time when I was about 8-9, and I didn't think she was a guy. The whole scene where he ...

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Step 1: Chicks with sexy glasses.
Step 2: ??
Step 3: Rule the world!!

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We have more than the big 2 parties, they just get more press and support. And the major reason why we don't have as much of a visible left wing compared to Europe is because we were raised on movies like Red Dawn, where the Communists are utterly evil. Some socialism gets through the filter, but mo...

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Ben and Jerry: Chubby Hubby. Who can argue with chocolate-covered, peanut butter-filled pretzels in chocolate ice cream?

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...with Nair.

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...with Nair.

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I don't remember ever being bullied, and I honestly don't know why. I was bookish, weak, and I bathed less than frequently. When I went to kindergarten, my brothers told me that they'd beat up any kids that messed with me. They're ten years older than I am, so I figured that would be wrong, so I nev...

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