Bulldrek v3.0

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What did you say, Earl?

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Yeah, I remember that. Funny shit.

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Maybe your sinuses ran away?

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Virgins

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Google has really smart spiders. Really really smart. Like SRSLY SMRT, man.

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Had to replace the driver's side rear caliper and caliper bracket. Top guide post sheared off, and there's no way without a machine shop that I'm getting the bottom 1/2 out of the bracket. Easy fix, really, just unbolt caliper and bracket, disconnect brake line, then reverse. (And don't forget that ...

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Make absolutely sure you replace o-rings and gasket when working with fuel.

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Have you ever tried whipped cream & salmon? Fucking food nazi.

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You can see the enemy's eyes dilate when you slit their throat with a knife.

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*hands the Ball a bigger hammer* This always works for me. Oh, by the way, remember years ago, when I broke a screwdriver, using it the correct way? Twisted that fucking steel shaft until it broke? Yeah, well..it's much easier to break one using it as a pry bar on a rear caliper..the damned thing ex...

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What did you do, 32? What did you do?!

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Insultative or suppoused maybe? Teh!

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69 Pontiac GTO, the Judge.

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I think the problem is, it got opened. The closet door. Way wide open.

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Eat more of it?

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Was that the one girl that did the thing with the tongue?

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I am slowly discovering that any amount of beer I drink makes me sick. I had 3/4's of a pint last night, and today I was so sick I had to call into work. This is the third time in I've drank beer, and then been so sick-even after a minor amount-that I couldn't function the next day, in a safe manne...

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Arnold

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You should try that big flap on the lower left hand side. Not sure what body part it belongs to, but it's nice and warm. And jiggly.

I'm gonna go throw up now.

Now I'm going to stab myself in the FUCKING EYEBALL WITH A RUSTY ICEPICK.

Ahh..much better.

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What's a squit?

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Takes one to know one. Cunt.

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You're such a cunt. (How's Iowa these days?)

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Six, you smurfing smurf.

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Five, motherfucker.

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Four.

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Three

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9 foot prehensile cock. *shivers*

Moocow

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Cats.

Brineshrimp.

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Holy shit, you're buying a Jeep? I might have just had a mild heat attack.

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Death.

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*Bishop crouches in the corner, quietly munching on a smurfed smurf, smurfblue blood running down his chin* Mmmmm....smurfed smurf.

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At least we aren't smurfing charging this time.

Are we? Smurfdammit Elf I thought we agreed this one would be free in an attempt to revive this community. You mothersmurfing backstabber. (At least split it with me, you smurfhead)

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That's kinda the smurfing plan, you smurfsucking mothersmurfing smurfhead.

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Suck my smurf.

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That makes some smurfing good sense to me, you mothersmurfer.

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*walks in, drops trou, and poop all over the thread.*

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I hate you, a little bit.

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Still alive. I think.

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ate his nuts

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Yeah, you guys probably replace them often enough due to terrain damage that they never have time to corrode. It's usually not an issue, except on older cars, or if you're going to expect more out of brakes then the average driver. Which 32, and Uncle Joseph do.

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And in real life, you can punch him. It's much more amusing in real life than online.

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The couple trailers/previews I've seen, I think it's going to at least be interesting. I hope it will be good.

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What do you call a nigger with no arms or legs?

Wait for it.

Waaaait for it.

Trustworthy.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
(An uncle of mine is a long haul truck-driver..I think that's one of his cleanest jokes. And it was told to him by a black man.)

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Pot roast

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36. But I'm not nice.

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(fuck, I broke it.)

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Bunny

(touche, Though I really should be quite busy. I'm just procrastinating).

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