Busy night at work again, huh, Cash?

Pap smears... pants wetting... yup, it's Bodily Functions night on Bulldrek!

...again.

Thankyou, Kiki.

Yeah, well. I'm mental. What can I say?

My god. Do NOT turn on the 'notify me when a reply is posted' feature.

I think my email account just had a hernia.

You mean that was /accidental/?!

My god.

Tangent: I was always rather disdainful about Austen Powers, until I saw the second movie in the cinema and laughed so hard that it hurt. Now I eagerly await the third instalment, The Movie Formerly Known As Goldmember. And the presence of Seth Green won't hurt, either. ...Is this the first mention ...

My urge to say something faintly dubious nearly overwhelmed me there.

Anything involving Fat Bastard.

feather/chicken.

And that... * Jes looks at E's mad-stupid post count... is saying something.

...Yup, still b0rken.

Of course, that's also what he does for fun...

Seriously, though: 32, you /rock/. Thankyou, from the bottom of my internet habit.

See all those elitist comments about screen font smoothing.

You mean we're going to let him sleep when there's work to be done?!

Honey, I shrunk my sig!

Hmm. It's unreadably teenytiny now. I think I need to tinker.

Who were, I think, all testers.

That's the only reason I want to imagine for E's vilely large post count already, anyway

Why would that work when another website wouldn't?

My avatar, too, is b0rken.

Me neither, and I was trying to port it across from its current home on my website.

...And it all went quiet after that. Everyone's overwhelmed.

Now now. That's the kind of thing gentlemen are supposed to keep private...

The LJ icons... hah. Yes. Well.

And damn, I'm glad that's a /new/ ceremony.

Nope.

Could be worse. Have you seen the mostly vile icons that livejournal has?!

Bleah. :cry

Well, god knows, but it's certainly got a fucked up rhythm.

It could be worse. I mean, at least they're a nice muted blue. Imagine if they were bright-scary-yellow like traditional smileys.

"Get your sunglasses here! Special elfochromatic sunglasses, darken when they sense the approach of the crazy elf! Get your sunglasses here!"

No...wait...are you...disembowelment...who...what!?...ug...

No, I'm not disembowelment. You must have me confused with somebody else.

("No, I'm Chaos, /he's/ Mayhem. What are we, a double act?")

That is a mental picture that /nobody/ needed.

splode just doesn't quite work for me. I need a disembowelment smiley.

...no, no reason. Why do you ask?

I think I just ruptured something.

(No, that has /nothing/ to do with the Pap Smear issue.)

Oh. So many smilies. It's like, temptation, seeing them right *there* as you're making your post. :wideeyes This one's cute. Definitely. You know, this is really pretty lame when it comes to 'memorable first posts'. It's 2022, the Bulldrek.com Reunion. A creaky and grey 32 mounts the podium... quiet...