Bulldrek v3.0

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No high-tech toy survives contact with reality.

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I'm 300ish pounds, 25 years old and in the worst shape of my life. </BowflexMoment> So I took up capoeira. Sounds like a stupid idea even to the voices in my head but it syncs up with my true fitness goals. Those being "Do a handstand", "do a back-bridge (ponte)", "do hand-s...

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It has no mouth yet it can scream!
*Blasts one of BaronJ's kneecaps and run into the museum of sharp, pointy objects.*

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*grabs the muffin shotgun from BaronJ's hands and waves it about*
You'll never have it!
*runs off*

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The BD favicon is a virus!

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Grabs Icepick by the ankles and stabs neshek with him.

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YAY He's fine!

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GAAH His spicy lemon and garlic wrath burns! Why does it burn!?

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I'll wager all the tea in my apartment on Caz.

Runs off to impersonate Tryyings doctor.
*later*
I'm afraid it will have to be removed and replaced with a part of equal or lesser value from dealer stock.

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*Attacks Caz with a bible that has been annotated with recipies and exercise suggestions.*

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Blow some holes in it then!

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We wuv you too Caz... *detonates cortex bomb*

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Goodbye cruel forum! I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. Which isn't surprising from people that think you can hear a view, or that saying your not a hacker is frightening. And what Goddess are you not-a-hackers swearing too?! Somehow I don't think it's the All-loving, Tree-hug...

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Hell yea, and take a microphone for sports commentator style narration.

Bonus points for every additional five minutes you add to the surgery by making the staff laugh to hard.
Double Bonus Points if they start laughing at "a bad time".

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I agree with 3278. Grab a laptop and haul it into surgury with you.
You can post up a play-by-play account of the event as it happens.

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Guudbye-a iferyune-a, IS THIS A GOOD INOOoGH COoT FOR ELL YOOo HETERS???? I'fe-a injuyed my teeme-a here-a...meeteeng a lut ooff yuoo, boot I seemply feend thees cummooneety's rooles tuu restreectife-a, und seence-a I vreete-a vhet I feel, veethuoot regerd tu cuntent (Is it sexeest? Is it perentel? ...

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Considering it took you 4 years to wake up from that little bender I'd advise against it.

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Chekit*whump*
Bounces off Caz

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Goodbye everyone, I feel that alot of you miss the point of this community. "oozy crotch stank" is such an ugly term I've enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community's rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it s...

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*Tears himself from the nails, hops behind the wheel of The Black Van and rams Cash's keg, showering the thread in suds and shrapnel.*

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*Applies a double-barreled shotgun to Caz's "muppet-berries"*
Attack someone that's actually in the thread to defend themselves!

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Cash found a Tasty! A bullet comes too-close to Cash glancing off a knife on his belt By the way, IrnMaidan, the bullets in your clip were recalled yesterday. The primers are faulty. The bullet kisses a car-bumper and reacts accordingly. Irn comes to a stop, reflexively training the gun on Moto. Wha...

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There's a guy down the road that makes scented candles for a living, I just run him down and rub his head in my armpits.

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The The Mütter Museum

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People that won't take "Yes" for an answer. A TruckinCo* driver (a manager of some sort) pulls up to the guard-shack to ask that I have the empty TruckinCo trailers that over the road drivers bring in while the warehouse is closed, sent to the drop-yard across town. I tell him that that is...

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Someone stole the speakers from the guard-shack computer. Now I'm stuck here without my music for 12 hours.

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I honestly can't imagine my cat with a voice, she comunicates well enough as is.
"Let me in/out" "I need food" "Wake the hell up, the alarm clock is annoying me."

The hummingbirds outside however would sound and talk like characters from Dragonball Z during a fight.

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How long do you think it will be until people start trying to hack the talking cameras?

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My employer cannot keep track of who-is-covering-for-who-on-what-day. Case in point: Today. Last Friday, my boss asked me to cover a shift next Wednesday. I aggree. Later: Boss calls me up and asks if I can cover a shift on Friday instead of Wednesday. I agree. Wednesday, 4:00PM: Mini-Boss calls me,...

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Wouldn't an overt attempt to posses his children trigger Caz's paternal protectiveness? Or, more frighteningly, Thorns?

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We all know how you /really/ feel about him.
You talk in your sleep.

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I have a zit on my nose that refuses to surface. It's just staying under the surface leaving a red-spot and being sore, refusing to poke it's head above my skin to be popped and eliminated. I never know about the extra shifts I pick up at work until less than eight hours before-hand, usually only fi...

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ApeSex favicon anyone?

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So, my computer forgot where it put the windows folder and I was without a bootleg XP CD. Four weeks of this go by and I find myself just a smigden ahead of the game and buy a leagle copy of [glow]Windows XP Home[/glow] . So, rather than format away all my old files, I just installed the new [glow]W...

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That sounds like a lot of fun.

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If they aren't loose already, we'll just keep buying them drinks.

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*Glurble*

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I lost almost all faith in the movie industry as a whole some time back. The only time I watch a movie at all anymore is if my friends drag me to it. How many "must see" movies come out every year? I wonder, how many of those $10 bills (And about another $10 for popcorn and a drink.) you w...

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Oh fuck...

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Scrapes most of Jo onto crackers until 'proper medical care' can be arranged, the complex-carbs and salt should keep some cellular activity going until then..

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Cash wrote:*pauses from tossing puppies out the back window*

Huh?

You the man.

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Turtle shells == WMDs.

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1 lb. boneless pork loin 2 Limes 1/2 cup lemon juice 1 tablespoon of salt 2 good sized pieces of broccoli 2 cups rice Give the nearest female Bulldreker the rum. Grate off some lime-zest and squeeze the juice of both limes into the lemon-juice. Drink the balsamic vinegar. Remove the bones of your le...

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I've tried to use these programs in the past. JParanoia being the only one I've ever used with regularity. The problem I keep coming across is "Too much information and stuff I need to see, and not enough screen to work with." If I ever get ahold of more than one screen, I'll probably star...

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Thankyou 32.

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Bottle-caps are the nasties.

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Veed.

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Re-installed Windows... now I can't access my old documents.

Re: Iron Chef Bulldrek: Pork Contest.