Bulldrek v3.0

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All the missions occur at the Mario-cart race-tracks.

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Pulls out a cell-phone. Hello, telephone, get me the burger-joint. bee-do-boo-do-boo-dee-beep. Hello, In N' Out? Turn on CNN. See that? We're coming for you! ... What? No, no, that's not us. ... I'm sure their very cute... Let me call you back. click Tosses the phone over his shoulder, shattering t...

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I've been chewing through The Dresden Files at about two to three novels a week.
Twelve-hour "Guard this place while nothing happens" shifts are good for something.

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It makes me nostalgic for Domino Rally.

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Yay! We've been found by another one!

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Then there are people like, your friend and mine, Jack Thompson who show up on boards to hurl insults, threats and slander at anyone they disagree with.
The man has earned multiple Flaming IP Banhammers across the internet and he is not unique in this regard.

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Who would've thunk it? It seems that everyone is SST agrees that debate and listening to dissenting opinions are a good thing. :) Posting something in an online forum, or anything that allows for discussion of a topic (such as LJ comments) and then kicking out/editing away/sending pissy emails to an...

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Murder isn't a federal crime, thus punishment for those found guilty varies from state to state, right? Could it be that making something a federal "hate crime" is an attempt to bring the punishment in some areas of the country up to socially (nationally) acceptable standards? I personall...

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Rock hard presidents!

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Any situation that causes my sanity to take a quick lunch-break or hurts A LOT generally leaves me laughing.

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Rush Limbaugh.

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Leaps to the top of the van, grabbing the black, nylon strap attached to the roof-rack to brace himself for the van-surfing to come.

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I'm currently tipping the scales at about 300 pounds (136 kilograms) and suffer a strong, long-standing shame of my extra weight. I'm relatively weak, and have little stamina, though with my frame I could probably carry some serious muscle very well (who couldn't). I've seen 25 winters and I'm in th...

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You and me both.

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Sorry to hear about the high-density of morons behind the wheel in your area.

The Chat thingy just died for me. TCP error.

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Wipe-out on a bicycle, Iantha?

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A small farmhouse sat in southern Bulldrekia, something evil stirred in the cornfields to the east, as cow and horse pastures stretched to the North west, their boundaries defined by the crystaline waters of the Thousand Battles River. It would be blisteringly hot out, were it not for the summer bre...

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Intelligent conversation tops my list of reasons I would hang out with someone, followed by "isn't whining about how much life dumps on him constantly".

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I smacked my left knee HARD earlier. As in "So much pain I couldn't stop laughing."
Now I can't keep from smacking it against every obstacle that comes my way.

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I gave the link to Iantha.

Iantha wrote: DAMN YOU MOTO!!!

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FlipsideZW (ex-roommate of mine, fond of the term "Break you")

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I know I've seen the font in 45 before...

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*Screams, shattering windows*
I just got it.

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Yes, the horse... the horse will haunt my dreams.
*whimper*

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Let's see... -Arcade I managed went out of business. (Near the end, the owners removed the highest-earning games and then thought I was stealing from them when profits dropped) -Got a job as a security guard. -Started looking for employment as a long-haul truck-driver. -CRST tells me I'm good-to-go....

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... I posted to "Where have you been... and it showed up here. Congratulations again!"

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A surplus saturn rocket with an aluminum boat welded to the top would have the horsepower we need. Fuel-economy is shit though.

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As if the USA's image needed another hit.

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I was thinking the same thing. My un-wanted advice: If you remodel the kitchen look at the way the professional chef's have their kitchen's laid out. What appliances where, how are the pots/pans/knifes/utinsiles stored, what materials are used for the countertop surfaces (I'm a functionality-first t...

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"I said not in the pooper George!" "When she refused to sign the terms of surrender as offered, President Bush applied more direct means of persuasion." I'm not exactly "cultured" "worldly" or "sophisticated" but even I can tell you that randomly rub...

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You deleted an account that was started for the sole purpose of making racially inflammatory statements?
How could you rob us of the pleasure of beating him down?

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Excellently put.

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"Oh dear god it's touching me!"

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Yea, that's not a symbol at all.

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Venus?

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Congratulations Teja.

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When I read it I thought "Hitler"?

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Fact: There is a way to fix that problem.
Caveet: It'll suck, hard-core.

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Power armor and robotic sentry-canons are complex things, with lots and lots of ways things can go wrong. If something goes wrong while your wearing it, or depending upon it for support-fire; well, that's just bad luck. The left cannon fired once, jammed and fired again. The rear half of the barrel ...

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I missed that.

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booming

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Buster Doggy Style

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Hey, that's not a bad idea. Motonian holidays: May 1, Loyalty day: On the first of May, the government officials shall take official action and make speeches to let the people of the nation know that they are appreciated for their efforts and show that the Government is, and shall remain, loyal unto...

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As the dictator of Motonia, I call upon the president of the United States to stop making hollow gestures of this sort and actually do something useful to his nation and his world! The American people have shown extreme loyalty to their nation, forgiving it's representatives for one lie after anothe...

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Atoll

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I'm used to 12 shifts. These 8 hour shifts I'm covering go by like nothing.
Oh yea, and another trucking company called me out of the blue yesterday. A job has opened up "In my area" and they want to interview me.

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Fact: My mustache is crooked.
Fact: I am annoyed.

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Yea, Cyberfreak, I'm in the dark here too.
Huh?

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