Bulldrek v3.0

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Bible.

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As of this week it's summer at my workplace which means that the building closes at 18.00 sharp and you are supposed to leave your office before then. No exceptions allowed!

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Lost.

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Gift-wrapped.

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Aren't some of them already here?

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Nakamura.

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Date.

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Summing up: he'd drug his victim, abuse it and then eat it, right? Not leaving any evidence behind if he goes for the bones as well... or have a dog... isn't that clever?

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Not yet. I know that our teacher was trying to find another location for us but the last two trainings were cancelled. I hope there will be something during that tiime. The weather is too bad to train outside in the park, damn it.

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That wouldn't go that well with a narcoleptic though, would it? Something should wake him up, right?

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Aarghhh... it seems as we won't have any capoeira trainings for the next two months! The school we train on Mondays is closed for the summer and we don't figure in the summer schedule of the dance school we used to train in on Saturdays. That sucks BIG time.

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Square jaw.

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Dance Pole.

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Isn't the grilled meat destination to be eaten instead of played with?

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Red Sonja.

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G.I. Joe

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Depends... would he be turned on by the coldness of the body or by lack of movement and cooperation? In the latter case, he should go for a narcoleptic as well, shouldn't he?

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Love Boat.

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Paris.

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Depends... would they be holding lillies while playing dead? Isn't that what's supposed to be hot in the whole necrophilia thing?

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Don't you just hate it when others work while you are taking a break?

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Ties.

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Intertwined.

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No, I think this year is exceptional... right, guys?

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Complicated.

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Do you know how nice it has been here last May, June, July? Can you imagine Amsterdam with lots of sun and only occasional rain shower? Isn't that a proper summer?

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The repair of the steering wheel of my bike took a professional 2 minutes this morning (while I've been dragging my feet to go there, afraid I'm gonna be devoid of my main transportation mean).

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Wanna make some bets? Is there gonna be a proper summer in Western Europe this year at all? When?

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Cubs.

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Soylent green flavored pancakes? Are they still pancakes??

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Mosquito.

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Fresh.

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Are you making pancakes? Mmm...

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Perfume.

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Wouldn't Castro just offer us a cigar to anything we might have ordered?

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Someone who doesn't like whisky? May I have Muffin with a Baileys center instead?

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Itchy.

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Anyone here cares about it? Isn't it enough that there are _muffins_?

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Popcorn.

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Are muffins supposed to be healthy anyways?

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You think?

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May I have a chocolate one with chunks of white chocolate inside?

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Serious Paul wrote:Second link didn't work for me, for whatever reason.

Sorry, corrected it.

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What about the approving-all Bill Richardson?

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Since all of my fights are verbal ones, I wouldn't really know, would I?

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Weren't you talking about subjection?

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Shall I hand you a towel to throw in?

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Cash wrote:How would a glacier go across the ocean?

Weren't glaciers there first?

What about that local sports team?

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Aren't you overacting? Wouldn't people give you at least 15?

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Bill.

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