Bulldrek v3.0

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Aluminum certainly isn't something you want to put on your breakfast cereal, but, without yet researching it, I doubt there's any risk in this context. It doesn't look all that good for women , so I'd prefer to keep away from it. I'm not a woman, but I am really pretty. Well I guess the day I'm fat...

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I use anything without aluminum in it. Aluminum certainly isn't something you want to put on your breakfast cereal, but, without yet researching it, I doubt there's any risk in this context. I suspect it's like teflon; yes, there is a mild danger if used under conditions that are difficult to repro...

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As unscented and cheap as I can find. Usually a generic brand solid, because gel makes me feel like I've got an octopus in a headlock. There are few smells I like less than scented men's deoderant; Old Spice, Axe, whatever, I can't stand them. They're like woodstain mixed with rubbing alcohol. My ul...

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Some stuff I've been listening to lately:

Atmosphere - God Loves Ugly
Dr. Octagon - Earth People
Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
1 Giant Leap - My Culture*
The Streets - Let's Push Things Forward

*Is this rap? I'm not sure, but Maxi Jazz is a great rapper, and this is from one of my favorite albums.

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Christ; I can't read something I wrote three days ago without feeling like an idiot.

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Well, it would certainly be one of them. There are other theories about a structure in the brain they call the "god antenna," which made quite a stir several years ago. But there are always going to be other sorts of logical explanations for supernatural phenomena, as well. There is no on...

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I've always thought I'm a damn bit funnier than Jim Carrey, but, come to think of it, I didn't star in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Now I don't know what to believe.

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Lorg wrote:...you want to parttake in but sex...

The Pope is also opposed to the subliminal message in this post.

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Well, I hope she wins. It would bode really well for my plan to sue everyone who's ever walked over the magic piece of sidewalk in New York that controls my digestive system.

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Wow. Major congratulations.

I'm so far out of the loop these days, I'd probably have to use some crazy Star Wars physics to reenter.

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3278 wrote:Today I took my daughters to Duck Lake

Daughters?

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The insulting signatures game is so immature.

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BTW, that's two more fallacies: Ad Hominem and Complex Question. Current total: 9 fallacies in 7 sentences, or 1.29 fallacies per sentence on average. You're applying esoteric rhetoric theory to a joke, and failing to use the method of evaluation demanded by the site you keep linking to. That's dum...

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3278 wrote:Men don't deserve the level of lovin' I'm capable of generating.

Why must you constantly rub it in our faces? *sob*

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Man, where did Stephen Chow come from? He might be the best director of comedy and martial arts flicks, not to mention the best martial arts actor in the world. Makes Quentin look kinda bland.

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Pathetic as it sounds, the justice system needs to think of this guy as innocent unless and until proven guilty. Well, is there any indication it isn't?. Correct me if I'm wrong, Paul, but police officers are executors of the law, and the innocent-until-proven-guilty business doesn't really apply t...

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Most stores stop at size 16 or less Yeah, and they also don't make ballet shoes for spider monkeys . I'm a little guy, and no major retailers carry sportcoats to fit my girly-man shoulders. However, I've never felt the decision to cater to average sized people is a conspiracy to damage my self imag...

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I think that even though a woman has a healthy self-image, society quashes the freedom to say that she is pleased with her less-than perfect body. Society does no such thing. Certain avenues of American popular culture and opinion may, but, in my world, where everyone I know lives, there's absolute...

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Well, he is.

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The first law of parody is: "Be smarter than the thing you're making fun of". Say what you will about Buzz, but the kind of laboratory character-development that lead to his creation impresses me a lot more than this directionless crap some smarmy college loser tossed up on newgrounds. And...

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On another note, I've noticed it off and on but is underlining the title of a book a typically American thing or something? It's a very old practice of journalists, used to notify typsetters that italics should be used. Though it's archaic, it's become, more-or-less, the U.S. standard, and is taugh...

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My girlfriend's brother is a navigator for a Navy aircraft carrier. We were discussing this, and he says it's really not that surprising. As he said: "We've got a lot of advanced shit, but if I read a chart wrong, we smash into something." The tools for navigation used by the Navy aren't m...

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I applaud Flew for seriously reconsidering a long-held belief, especially considering this belief helped him gain fame, professional regard and exalted status in a small community. I also applaud the fortitude required to leave a community that's so unkind to its expatriates. When a Christian leaves...

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Does anyone feel as if the legalization of death cheapens life, that the more exceptions to the "do not kill" rule we make, the less absolute life, as a thing, becomes? A lot of people do. Probably a majority in this country. The pro-choicers just don't seem to understand that, to the oth...

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Remember that time O.D.B. called the female judge a "sperm donor" during his trial? Ha!

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Sidetrack: Does anyone remember that Popular Mechanics article about the "real face of Jesus"? That look on his face is priceless.

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I can think of a lot of good alternate headlines for this 'story'.

How about:

Thing Found in Place

Local Man Finds Thing

Unidentified Thing Causes Very Slight Confusion

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How about peanut sauce, sugar and diet coke. I call it the 'Coked-up Asian Hooker'.

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SeriousPaul wrote:I'd vote for Arnold hands down.

I'm thinking of making a documentary about the "Predator" curse*. Think about it; half the male stars have become governors. Next up: The black guy.

*The curse is on us, by the way.

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Oh well. A lumpen, hollow president who puts more faith in mysticism than rationalism isn't that much worse than an undynamic, scattershot president with an imprecise paradigm.

I think I'm going to start printing my "Obama in '08" buttons.

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Salvation122 wrote:I was denied the ability to vote because my precinct's election board is motherfucking retarded.

Care to elaborate?

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No on Proposal 1 (Casino stuff)
No on Proposal 2 (Constitutional marriage definition)

Kerry/Edwards

And, I did my part to see that our state universities are run by Natural Law people. My experience at college probably would have been less boring with mandatory transcendental meditation.

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So, how ya votin' on prop. 2 (gay marriage ban, for the non-Michiganders)?

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Johnny the Bull wrote:...I am not falling out of my seat laughing.

Apparently, you have more self control than me.

I've got a good headline: Asshole is Fucked

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Salvation122 wrote:He probably will. Cheney's only got, what, thirty more years of experience in government...

But Edwards has thirty years of experience as a professional debater, during which his proficience earned him many dozens of millions of dollars.

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AtemHutlrt wrote: George, different story. His elocution was sloppy, imprecise and unconvincing. It looked like he never made it passed Comm. 150. Yet they both went to Yale... It's a good thing he surrounds himself with talented advisors now, because he struggled in Political Science 13b (71), Soc...

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SeriousPaul wrote:Both candidates were guilty of redirecting the questions to their personal bullshit dogma soundbite.

That's my number one complaint.

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It became very clear to me that John was schooled in the vaunted Yale policy debate system. This was cheesecake for him. George, different story. His elocution was sloppy, imprecise and unconvincing. It looked like he never made it passed Comm. 150. All else being equal, I'd pick K. over B. just bec...

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Here's a simple formula, if you do decide to make it a farce: At every appearance, replace the word "Boatman" with "Batman".

Arthur shouted a greeting "Ho, Batman! Where may I find the Lady of the Lake?"

Ha!

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I hope that, when I die, I meet some god I've never even heard of.

When I learn that the punishment for my infidelity is to spend eternity slaving in the popsicle factories of Tam-Tam the Zimbabwean monkey god, it'll be very satisfying to know that I really didn't see it coming.

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Hrm...thought I was being wry; guess not.

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Marius wrote:I hear he has very strong feelings about galoshes.

And goulash.

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Remember when she was at the Oscars a couple years ago? They did this big tribute to her, but she forgot about it, cus, she was like 94 years old, and, when Billy Crystal went to grab her from the audience, she was so surprised, it looked like she was going to have a heartattack. It's sad that she's...

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I once asked this scientist to explain Gallagher's popularity, and he was like, "Man, some things are just out of our current realm of scientific understanding."

So, I guess I do believe in magic...of a sort.

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Is this Meijer you're talking about? If so, welcome to the team. I'm the guy who develops the pictures. The optical minilab at our store runs on Unix, maybe you could squeegee out that junk.

Anyway, congratulations.

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3278 wrote:Now, on the other hand, if some of you die-hard, "I can make magic" people want to prove me wrong, I'd love to see you light a candle with your mind or something.

Or, better yet, you could take the James Randi One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge!

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To my knowledge, Mike's never claimed to be a documentarian. His business is filming persuasive essays. To criticize his pictures for highlighting only supporting evidence, and, in general, trying to persuade us lowly plebes is kind of silly. I really hate it when Burger King lies to me, and selecti...

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If you want some /real/ fun, get on Ebay and find an old folding camera that takes 120 film. You should be able to find a good Ansco or Kodak for under $25. With that film format, you'll have great results, and get a lot of compliments on your weird old camera.

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Troy I'll see everything Wolfgang Peterson makes. Eventually, he's /gotta/ find another decent project, doesn't he? Coffee and Cigarettes Jim Jarmusch found his niche. This'll be good. Garfield the Movie This was written by Joel Cohen. Please note the H. This caused me much confusion. Trailers show...

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The idea that Jesus’ horrific physical torture is central to the concept of redemption is widely reviled by a considerable proportion of the cross-denominational intelligentsia. It’s disturbing that Mel thinks what Jesus did as a political revolutionary, advocate of transcendent ...

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