Bulldrek v3.0

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Well, I uess that one isn't so bad... I just don't like the ones that move. Except explodo smiley, or whatever it's called.

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Well, whatever people submit, and whatever people decide on, I sure as hell hope it isn't a goddamn smiley.

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ASSHATS

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About the time we got our asses kicked out of the Earthly Paradise, as I reckon. Which is to say, for all of recorded history and some time before. Oh, gotcha. So you've just always been depressed. Sorry, I didn't pick up on that at first. Oh no. I've just always been depressed when people tell the...

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The Wolfen wrote:Superglues Tryyng's feet to the floor of the thread. Then, after a moments thought, superglues his hands to Cash's ass before running away giggling.

Good to see you around here again.

Hah! Cash has man-hands on his butt!

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I love my life.

Is it hard? Yes. Am I poor? Yep. But I have a job that I really enjoy, which is fulfilling, and I have a husband and kids whom I adore.

That's enough for me.

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Ah, my fault for not reading. Thanks 32!

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I was browsing the Word association Thread this morning, 07:25, and page 1203 of the Word Association comes up blank with a "No Posts for this Topic" message. If there are no posts on page 1203, why did it create a page for it?

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Kinetic

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Diarrhea of the mouth

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Definitely not.

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Encyclopedia Brown

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Hey, I LOVE SMB and I love Mario Kart, so why not incorporate it into something else that has been deemed awesome, such as SR?

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Liniah wrote:
Jeff Hauze wrote:I just grabbed some of the music. They sound good. Still looks funny as hell.
If by 'funny as hell' you mean hot, then I totally agree.

I have to agree with Liniah here. Metal guys doing good classical/rock fusion always makes me moist.

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Elephant Ears

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I don't know, I guess I've never really done anything like that for myself. I've never really made a dramatic change in my hair, never had a professional massage although Paul does do a good job rubbing my back, and I've never had a manicure or a pedicure. I've a;ways been so busy that i never reall...

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I guess I don't have any preference either way as to what option we go with, really. So long as we have something that works.

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Marius wrote:
It looks like a hickey, except the area it covers is larger and the individual spots are a little farther apart.
Oh. Then yeah, you're bleeding. Time for blood tests.

Sounds like petechiae, but like you said, time for blood tests.

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Best birth control in the world? Vasectomies. Only for those who don't ever want any kids, not the rest of us who just don't want kids right now ;) Hey, nobody specified as to how permanent they wanted it to be. And while it is true that sometimes vasectomies grow back, it's a good option for many ...

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partypooper

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Superior

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Make it hurt so good...

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Caz, because his 9 ft prehensile cock rocks on TOAST!

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Goddamnitall Paul.

Once again, Mr. ReallyTinyPenis has taken over.

I'm terribly sorry you've all been subjected to such wild, lascivious behavior.

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Goddamnitall Paul, quit hijacking my account.

I'm sorry for that lewd and unnecessary behavior, everyone.

Paul really has a really tiny dick, he's just sworn me to secrecy so that no one would laugh at him.

But, after taking over my thread, he deserves to be outed.

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creepy neighbor this is iantha not paul

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He is not logged in as me. This is me. Seriously.

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He has a big dick. And huge muscles. And is smartz.

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Seriously. He's not just hijacking my account and posting this....

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Best birth control in the world?

Vasectomies.

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Macro

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Hey! Bugger off! Did you NOT see my 9 ft prehensile cock in the other thread?

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MEEP! *Kitt runs like hell away from the 9foot prehensile monster and into the next thread, thanking the gods that she's wearing a bodystocking under her workout pants.* Come on! I was being sexual! No need for tha--*is gone* *Iantha lovingly pets and coos to the 9 ft prehensile cock, occasionally ...

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Ampere wrote:

AND IT'S ALL SERIOUS PAUL'S FAULT FOR FUCKING IT UP!!!!ONE111!!

Not really, but it sounded good.

No no, I will take the hit for this one. My post to his LJ wasn't necessarily warm and fluffy.

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Thanks for trying 32.

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I. Hate. You. *pokes Iantha in the left breast* *Iantha's mouth drops open in complete and utter surprise* Bitch, I'm gonna whoop your ass! *Grabs Caz's 9ft prehensile cock and begins chasing Kitt with it* Kitt, you better not be wearing loose pants because I'm gonna pants you and THEN you'll be in...

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None.

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Neither.

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Neither.

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nerve wracking

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Well what role does gender play in relationships? And marriages? Are there and should there be gender based roles in marriage and relationships? (I.e. The man takes out the trash, the woman does the dishes.) I think that gender roles are outdated. I know that in years past they have had their uses ...

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snowman

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Oh, that's a bummer!

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Jeff Hauze wrote:
Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.
Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

What's wrong with men wearing skirts?

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Bellydance

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I made tastey grilled chicken salad, and my mum came over which made my spawn happy. A happy Spawn makes a happy mommy.

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Hmmm... I think Castro is only 5'11".

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