Bulldrek v3.0

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I don't go to arcades much anymore. Now it's mostly strip clubs and casinos. :wink: Anyway! I always liked to go to an arcade that had Soul Calibur series game in it. I kicked ass at that game before it went to console stations. I also liked the big vid shooter game. I think it was called house of t...

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My global's Nightsky. Though I haven't played in a long time. I'm going to be axing my account soon anyway. Want a bucketload of influence?

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Hm, oh wait, that might be why they're freaking out about it. Those who get into the habit of reading get into the habit of reading about stuff that they have questions on. The Catholic church in my experience never encouraged questioning.

Well, they did finally pardon gallileo.

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Okay okay. Let's bring it back to life. Fetch me a goat. Oh! And some cheese. And the blood of a virgin.

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As usual it is the fanatics, in any religion for that matter, that make the worst case scenerios. You would think something obvious like Rob Zombie movies would be the think to go for, but no. Let's all pick on Harry Potter instead!

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Suggestion: Shave your cat

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Happy B-Day!

Now eat your cupcake before the midget stripper inside dies from lack of air.

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"If you get that big blue girl stuck in a sand trap you cannot using my sandwedge to get her out!"

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So, it's a homebrew rpg breeding ground?

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Well let's see. I moved to a new career. I'm not a certified radiology tech, which means I run CTs, x-rays, C-arms and the like in hospitals. Lately its been hell hours lately since four girls in my department decided to all get pregnant at about the same time! I swear that had some kind of group or...

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That is very sad and depressing to hear.

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Fact: Yes it has

Fact: Yes I did.

Query: Is it bad when the bacon grazes on the mustard?

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Needless to say the last year has been......busy. But what's this nonsense I hear about the great Caz leaving?

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Fact: I really really do like cheese.

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*flys into the thread in the Nefarious BLACK VAN , clobbers sock monkey, digs the evil treads of big toe crushing into Sock Monkey's face leaving tire tracks across 90% of the poor creatures body, and speeds off* This Drive by Drekking brought to you by: Spam-Os! When you want a breakfast cereal wit...

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Nightsky strolls onto the Bulldrekkian Acres Golf course in the early morning hours. The sun is barely over the crest of the green as he drops his bag. "Ah! I fine day for golf!" He promply reaches into the side of his golf bag and pulls out a rotund baby boy with cute rosey cheeks. Sittin...

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Many times a day I get frustrated enough to kick a kitten. Now I can!

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Can you videotap me shaving baby elephants?

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Hurricane, hah!

All I have to say is "Come get me you windy bastard!"

*opens umbrella*

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Well no one is accusing a dog of being particularly bright. Fun Fact: The reason they like dalmations as fire dogs. The reason: They're stupid. In old days dalmations were used when 'firetrucks' were drawn by horse. A dalmation will go into a burning building, sit in it, and watch it burn down. This...

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We don't do that kind of shit because we're better than they are. What you want to do reduces us to being terrorists. The sad thing is that one day someone is going to be pushed one step too far and someone will say "Okay, fuckit. The gloves come off." At that point you do have real, unbo...

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Dog's still have sex in public.

Why can't people?

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Is Big Brother Watching me?

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You name body parts? So what do you call your other extremities?

My left hand is named "Lefty" and my right hand is named "You cheating bastard!"

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What does spelling have to do with naked cows in the first place?

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Russell the Love Muscle with his two buddies, Bee and Bop.

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Isn't it more fun to be naked anyway?

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Do we really need to wear clothes?

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Does that phrase ask a question or is it an expression of emotion?

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I think the reality is that Lucas cared more when he made the first ones. He had to prove to the studios and the audiences that his stories deserved to be told, and he worked his ass off to do so. I'm sure that most every one here over the age of 22 remembers seeing on a near regular basis that min...

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a world about 14 times the mass of our own around a star much like the sun.

Call me crazy, but that's still a good chunk bigger than earth. Right? Or am I reading this wrong?

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Can't you count and see?

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.....I occasionally listen to Madonna.....

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Biggie Fries and Drink!

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Can't you tell?

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Alternatively, if my loved one decided to sell her eggs, that's none of my business. Her body, her choice.

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Bruger King wrapped the whopper for Dairy Queen

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Aren't those my pants you are wearing anyway?

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think Lucas should take a look at eps 3, 4, 5 and eps 1, 2 and see how he made mistakes in 1 and 2 (meaning:: having too much of a hand in them). 1 and 2 suck gold balls through garden house. They make me physically sick to watch them. Anakin is a prodigal little kid in 1, which is annoying cause a...

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When in College, and hurting for cash, I've sold blood before. I don't think I could sell my sperm. Something about the idea of another mini-me running around in the world is a disturbing thought. I know that sounds sarcastic, but it really is disturbing to me.

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Are you trying to be nice? Does the "T" really matter? What is the cruising speed of an unladen sparrow?

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Fact: I hate it when Me stares at I.

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Does this look like part of microsofts unholy empire?

And what's wrong with charity sex? Specially when I've been getting it for years?

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Maggies Cathouse. We don't give a fuck for nothin...

I like this one. It cracks me up.

And now for something new......

"Cousin Eddie's Crusty Scabs. You pick it we keep it."

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Boobies really do make good pillows.

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Baby Golf or Miniputtputt From Hell!

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